Vampires are real

digital_man@lemmy.world · 2 months

“And not in a good way…”

Siethron@lemmy.world · 2 months

Ah yes energy vampires

oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip · 2 months

Colin at it again!

HorikBrun@kbin.earth · 2 months

And his name?

Colin Robinson.

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 months

Now if someone could just suck the cum out of me.

Viceversa@lemmy.world · 2 months

Be your own saviour!

probablymissing@lemmy.world · 2 months

be the change you want to see

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 months

My back pain makes it difficult enough to pick things up off the floor.

probablymissing@lemmy.world · 2 months

no cost too great

inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 months

Why does this look like Ben Shapiro in drag?

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 months

Maybe it is Ben Shapiro in drag.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 months

That’s Brett Cooper.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months

Some people would pay good money for that!

pickman_model@sh.itjust.works · 2 months

True story.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 months

Only ONE a day? I have to move there.

jaycifer@lemmy.world · 2 months

https://youtu.be/i384yhdqQ64

HrabiaVulpes@lemmy.world · 2 months

Top be fair, it’s quite likely that half the stories of vampires are really about people like this.

Just imagine, you are visiting someone important. They do anything violent, they aren’t particularly hostile. Just being in their house or around them makes you tired quickly for no apparent reason. You return to your home exhausted and pale.

Yup, must have been a vampire.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 months

One of the first modern vampire stories was about Lord Byron who was charismatic as all hell, very unstable, and probably had a personality disorder.

U7826391786239@lemmy.zip · 2 months

i lived with one at one point. 100% not recommended

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/energy-vampire

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 2 months

Huh. We had pizza for lunch at work once. Every one had garlic bread. Yet my life sucking coworkers are still here…