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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
2 months

Mistakes were made

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    • mannycalavera@feddit.uk
      2 months

      Do you like tea? And do you like cheese? Well you’ll love our new cheesy teas!

        • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
          2 months

          tcheese

            • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyzEnglish
              2 months

              teese

          • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
            2 months

            Crosspost to coffee but without the mistake part. Everyone there is so afraid of being labeled a coffee gatekeeping snob that they will fully support this as good move. “wow, bet that really enhances the piquant umami notes!”

              • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
                2 months

                That’d be hilarious

              • Damage@feddit.it
                2 months

                The existence of this item is in itself abhorrent

                  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                    2 months

                    I get the freshly grated cheese is heavenly but mom and pop pizza chains can’t provide that kind of service on their razor thin margins. At that point I’d rather have the packaged stuff than none at all.

                      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
                        2 months

                        Should just have msg packets and get people used to that instead.

                    • CerebralHawks@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                      2 months

                      Sending this to my Italian wife

                        • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                          2 months

                          You should convince her to try it.

                        • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
                          2 months

                          I’ve seen people preparing sweet cakes with Parmesan cheese. I’ve eaten it. It’s actually really tasty, so… I hope the person who took this pic tasted their tea/chocolate/whatever before throwing it away.

                            • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                              2 months

                              I can see a bit of savory cheese in a sweet pastry for sure.

                              But definitely not tea or coffee. Maybe chocolate milk, but that’s a stretch…

                                • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
                                  2 months

                                  Who knows? Definitively worth trying! (…I’m not trying it.)

                              • rovingnothing29@lemmy.world
                                2 months

                                There are no mistakes, just happy accidents. Unless it tastes horrible.

                                • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                                  2 months

                                  were they tho?

                                  good luck with the poots dude, but if that’s a cafe they’d gladly give you a new cup

                                  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
                                    2 months

                                    At first I thought the mistake was the powdered creamer. I’ve worked in institutions basically my entire adult life and I’ve had all kinds of shit coffee and I’d rather just rawdog the boiled suggestion of coffee straight from the concentrate carton’s teat than fuck with that grittyass bullshit.

                                    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      2 months

                                      Don’t knock it until you try it.

                                      • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                        2 months

                                        Bullet coffee 2.0

                                        Also fuck whitener, where’s blackener… I want my coffee as black as Samuel L Jackson’s asshole.

                                        • sleepmode@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                          2 months

                                          throw a smidge of butter in there to complete the dish

                                            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                                              2 months

                                              Only if it’s yak butter. Doesn’t have the right gameyness otherwise

                                            • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                              2 months

                                              I would definitely give it a taste!

                                              • ramble81@lemmy.zip
                                                2 months

                                                I was putting sugar in my ice tea one time and someone filled the sugar jar with salt. I don’t know if it was on purpose or accident, but that one sip was completely jarring and nasty.

                                                • scytale@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                  2 months

                                                  Happened to me with salt and spaghetti. I thought it was parmesan and sprinkled a ton of it.

                                                    • voodooattack@lemmy.world
                                                      2 months

                                                      Vanilla and scrambled eggs

                                                      Never again

                                                    • kartoffelsaft@programming.dev
                                                      2 months

                                                      I mean… parmesan ice cream?

                                                        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                                                          2 months

                                                          it’s on my list of things to make when my ice cream machine stops being broke

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