What's the best insult without any swears?

NirodhaAvidya@lemmy.world · 2 months

I have neither the crayons nor the inclination to explain it to you.

chirayu_alias@lemmy.zip · 2 months

Stealing this

Today@lemmy.world · 2 months

I saw one here the other day calling someone a soup fork. I’ve been using that for people who are completely useless.

Maeve@kbin.earth · 2 months

I’ve also heard “wind sandwich.”

gnuthing [they/them]@lemmygrad.ml · 2 months

Soup sandwich is another

Maeve@kbin.earth · 2 months

I’ve heard that!

ashenone@lemmy.ml · 2 months

I work with an older lady who hits people with “you’re so pretty” when they do or ask something stupid and I love it.

GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 2 months

I first saw this used by Hugh Hefner in some reality TV show with some of his bimbos in Venice. One of them said how cool it was to be where Al Capone was born and he responded with, “You’re so pretty.” Of course, she absolutely took the compliment at face value.

pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 2 months

Lmao, it did took a while for me to register

rslogix89@lemmy.world · 2 months

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

/home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months

What does this even mean

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 months

“Your mom is a hoe and your dad is an alcoholic.”

Explanation

Hamsters have a lot of random sex and elderberries can be fermented into wine.

(You DO need Fr*nch accent to make this insult work tho)

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 2 months

It means their quest to seek the Holy Grail is likely doomed. And besides, we’ve already got one.

dantheclamman@lemmy.world · 2 months

Beat me to it

Forester@pawb.social · 2 months

I can read it to you all day but unfortunately I cannot understand it for you.

Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 2 months

The classic southern “Bless your heart”

TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 2 months

Big fan of a slow disapproving head shake and a thumbs down. Especially in road rage situations (or any time I see a Cybertruck).

khannie@lemmy.world · 2 months

I only recently discovered the power of the thumbs down in the car. It is magical.

FritzApollo@lemmy.today · 2 months

I bet you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.

☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml · 2 months

I love how you don’t let facts influence your opinion.

4am@lemmy.zip · 2 months

I have to thank the one and only James May for introducing me to “you witless dishcloth”

Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 months

My favorite of his was “apocalyptic dingleberry.”

Aralakh@lemmy.ca · 2 months

Hello.

vrek@programming.dev · 2 months

I blame the alcohol, not what you drank tonight but what your mother drank while pregnant with you

ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 2 months

I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you.

Surenho@beehaw.org · 2 months

It’s really hard to underestimate you.

SunshineJogger@feddit.org · 2 months

Ohhh, I like this one. Commited to permanent memory.

daannii@lemmy.world · 2 months

“Sorry, I already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.”

Implying that everything they said or had done was to get your romantic attention.

It was trending a few years ago but never caught on fully.

Still good.

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 2 months

I like to use this when handed a form that asks “Sex?”. Lol.

daannii@lemmy.world · 2 months

Nice

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 2 months

Did your mother have any children that lived?

Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 2 months

I bet she regrets that!