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- 1 year
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14…
It doesn’t stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40’s.
Nothing can.
It’s not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She’s made to be mine.
“I want to be with her together.”
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
“I absoluetly want to be with her”
She seems to be alone right now.
“Is it my chance?”
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: “ladies and gentleman, we got him”
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
“aww man”
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don’t call the police it’s for the thing
1 year
I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should’ve seen coming.
- Nollij@sopuli.xyzEnglish1 year
I have nothing more to add to this.
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Carpenter-Bees-Using-Wd40
- 1 year
Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.
- 1 year
Is that link rigged…? This is what I got:
Step one: Post when zuck was skewing video counts to make people “pivot to video”
They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.
