- damdy@lemm.eeEnglish1 year
I think this is the correct answer, at least in English language.
From the top of my head in roughly the right order:
Tis but a flesh wound You’re father smells of elderberries We want…a shrubbery Watery tarts throwing swords at people is no basis for a government She turned me into a newt On second thoughts, it’s a silly place Bravely bravely ran away You have to know these things when you’re a king you know
Christian@lemmy.mlEnglish
1 yearIt took growing up to get it, but I love the scene where the peasant is explaining to King Arthur that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a terrible basis for a system of governance.
- 1 year
Now, you listen here: 'e’s not the Messiah, 'e’s a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Melllvar@startrek.websiteEnglish
1 yearOh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteEnglish
1 yearAre you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!
You don’t need any help from me, sir.
That’s right! …
- 11 months
It’s a vehicle with wings large enough that it can fly, but that’s not important right now.
- agingquickly@lemmy.worldEnglish1 year
Definitely! “Now Lonestar you see why evil will always triumph…because good is dumb.”
- 1 year
Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don’t mean the idiots in the winnebago.
- sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zipEnglish1 year
Everything Mel Brooks.
Airplane!
The Producers
Blazing Saddles… etc.
So many of his movies have such memorable lines and jokes that still hold up today.
MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
1 yearOh I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.
You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?
And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
- 1 year
They call it a Royale with cheese.
Say “what” again! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU.
- 1 year
What ain’t no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what?
Naw man, I’m pretty fucking far from ok
- 1 year
I don’t want to hear about no motherfucking ifs! What I want to hear is: You ain’t got no problem Jules, I’m on the motherfucker. Now go back in there and chill dem niggas out, cause I’m sending the cavalry who should arrive immediately. (… The Wolf) You sending in the Wolf? Hell yeah nigga that’s all you hadda say!
(My favourite dialogue in all movies… Second is Agent Smith’s monologue to Morpheus)
- 1 year
Hot Fuzz. Hands down.
Everyone’s got guns round here. Like who? Farmers, Farmers mums.
Ghostbusters:
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Back off man - I’m a scientist
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Listen! You smell something?
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What about the Twinkie?
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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
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Yes it’s true, this man has no dick
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Ok, so… she’s a dog
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When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes!
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Aim for the flat top!
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Cross the streams
…and much much more
Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
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- 1 year
Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
I’m not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.
- 1 year
That rug really brought the room together.
I see you’re not a golfer.
Mind if a do a J?
- 1 year
Where’s the money, lebowski?
It’s down there somewhere. Let me take another look.
LOL. “Let’s get out of here before one of those things gets Guy.” Cracks me up every time.
- 1 year
Super Troopers
From “The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!” to “BEARFUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!” almost every line in that movie is quotable and relevant to most situations.






















