JailElonMusk

I also stopped buying HP for a nearly identical reason. My brand new printer was 1 day out of warranty, I had gotten it as a gift unboxed it, and it wouldn’t connect to Wi-Fi (had no hardware ports on it only WiFi).

Those fuckers told me I could either:

A. Subscribe to their ink subscription plan and they’d tell me how to fix it.

B. Pay $75 one time and they’d tell me how to fix it.

I threw that motherfucker in the trash that day and then bought a cheap Cannon (no brothers in stock) that still works over a decade later.

Fuck HP completely.

The only thing that should be “slammed” is the cell door behind Hairplug Himmler.

First things first. It’s Diaz.

Second it’s Disney so yeah they’re trying to appeal to younger audiences, that’s kind of their thing.

Third she’s 52 years old. Nobody wants to watch premenopausal Snow White live with 7 CGI dwarves and try to score Josh Brolin as the prince.

Lastly, if you fall asleep at 52, at least in America your ass is going to a retirement home. The only prince coming to save you is the sweet release of death.