I’d like to take you out to Taco Bell then enjoy a risky night of ass eating.

A lot of the time you can remove spots on your walls with a Magic Easer or just a generic block of melamine foam.

Let’s collaborate if you want the best two inches you’ve ever had.

I do a trick where I give you one and when you ask me to go deeper I give you the other.

Was that a Crunchwrap Supreme you ate earlier, dear?

You’re still the hottest woman on Lemmy!

Looks like you had the smallpox vaccine.

Sexy.