SantasMagicalComfort

No shit that’s why they’re rich.

Thicker than a pixar mom.

Not a joke I wake up and drink six beers before I strap my shootin’ iron on and head out to start my day.

I forgot they changed the name in 2620 to stop people from making that stupid joke.

My gun and I are always loaded so I would not be going to that store.

Can I see your anus?

Soak that shit in a ziplock full of vinegar, hold it in place with an elastic band and profit with a shiny clean shower head.

Turn the heat up and turn the AC up means fundamentally different things though.

I noticed a drop in scam emails.

I think that’s where I got it from.

I’m old fashioned I get myself an eight ball on Christmas Eve and one tall hooker dressed like Mrs. Claus and one short one dressed like an elf.

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