Has someone made an SCP entry for these guys yet? Akin to the one they made for that one IKEA but even more meta somehow?

I’d like to see how this story ends.

Wait, Experian or Equifax?

Cripes, did I miss another one?

With all due respect, right the fuck now we shan’t.

We shall, maybe, some time in a faraway future when things in society are, shall we say, less immediately threatening to literal life and liberty.

gets off intoxicated soapbox

So we shan’t, maybe later it’s a shall, but we shan’t.

Shan’t.