The internet is millions of apes hammering away on typewriters.

It was the best of times

It was the blurst of times

Nah, it’s mostly me, I wrote a bulk of the internet comments years ago and they just get recycled with updated references by some unpaid interns.

Apes and keyboards.

You forgot the robots on fake typewriters.

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For now, until the organic apes are replaced by computer apes

That’s not true, some of us are swiping on the keyboards with our phones.

Damn right.

Splonge. Splababui.

And one of us litterally wrote shakespeare already!

I know I’ve seen “to be or not” at least once.

and one of us already wrote shakespears works