I don’t like to copy people, nor do I think all rich people are the same just by virtue of having money.

Fun fact: carrots aren’t good for rabbits. We only link them because of Bugs Bunny, who was parodying a popular movie of the time, Clark Gable in It Happened One Night

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Nah, I’d wager most people know they are dying as it’s a total system over-ride when your heart (the most common) or brain gives up. You might not know the clinical reason discovered in an autopsy, but you know in that moment that you’re fucked. Most people are dying by a sudden heart failure or failure of something else and they know for a moment that it’s like nothing they have felt before.

I’ve no problem with breaking them off, I just think they’re a foolish idea that doesn’t solve a problem. They just make life more difficult (my kids and wife can’t close them tightly enough, and half of each bottle goes flat).

Doesn’t work for my tonic i have with gin, as I don’t want to be drinking gin the majority of the time. Well, I do want to, I just can’t.

Those ridiculous new caps on plastic bottles are awful. They only lead to wastage as it’s difficult for most people to reseal them properly and anything carbonated gets wasted. Tagging the lid to the bottle is not a world-saving solution for recycling.

I never did. He was always Donald Cunt in my house.

Personally I don’t notice it or care at all. People get way too bogged down in stuff like that, making presumptions or ascribing views to people. I’m here for funny and interesting shit, nothing else.

A Dacia Sandero and Hyundai Tucson.

Yeah, me too. I’ll drive in whatever I happen to be wearing, whether that be Adidas samba, Harley Davidson boots, or chunky skate shoes. I’ve never felt the need to have specific shoes to press pedals.

Robot Wars.

The green bit? In a word: no. I mean, we can eat them but they don’t taste great.

There is no purpose but to be alive, or rather, you make your own purpose.

The bible describes a global flood that covers the highest mountains, so that would not be possible. All freshwater would be subsumed by salt water.

‘Aside from the many obvious inconsistencies’ were my first words.

The fish thing is something rarely considered and usually leaves dogmatic Christians with their mouth gaping like a fish for a moment as they try to think of an answer (of which there is none).

The Jehovah’s Witness guy in my work explained it away (or thought he did) by saying the fish that survived adapted. To which I said ‘You mean evolution?’

He, of course, said adaptation is not evolution. The hoop jumping continues.

Aside from the many obvious inconsistencies, I like to mention the main flaw in Noah’s ark being saltwater and freshwater fish. The flood was either fresh or salt, so one of those two types of fish would need to have been stored on the ark to survive. No mention of that, of course.

A joke in Spanish and English, but the punchline is different in each, despite being the same joke. (My Spanish may well be rusty as it’s been a while)

De donde se van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio (focus on gato)

Where do cats do when they die? Purrgatory (focus on purr)

All magic is bullshit, except the type where you are just tricking people into believing things. That’s not real magic though.

Any polarised ones will do the job. No need to buy a brand. I’ve never spent more than 10 quid on sunglasses and they all worked perfectly.