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- 10 months
Eeeewww! I have never seen anything tackier in my entire life, and I’m Balkan!
- BigMacHole@sopuli.xyzEnglish10 months
This would be REALLY Corrupt if he was President who ALSO Ran every and ALL Agencies that REGULATED this thing! FORTUNATELY Trump is ONLY the President who has Lackeys who Run ALL the Agencies that Regulate this and do LITERALLY WHATEVER he says! So it’s NOT Corrupt!
10 monthsLooking forward to a map produced next year by some thinly veiled US-supported NGO that shows corruption in the world and America will still be not corrupt but America’s enemies will be very corrupt.
Looking forward to alarming articles about how Greenland Internet users are rapidly losing freedom because they have to provide a home address to get service or something stupid like that.
- Ulrich@feddit.orgEnglish10 months
Looking at the webpage, it’s obviously a 100% Chinese product licensing the Trump name.
There are numerous errors on the page, from a processor section that doesn’t list a processor, RAM that’s described as storage, and the boast of a “5000mAh long life camera,” when it presumably means the battery.
If you ever thought the Trumps weren’t grifters, this should clear it up:
“Trump Mobile is going to revolutionize cellphones, mobile calling,” Eric Trump told Fox News
There’s absolutely nothing revolutionary here. It’s a cheap Chinese phone in a tacky case and an overpriced very-not-new MVNO phone service.
- blackbarn@lemmy.zipEnglish10 months
That’s all he’s ever done. License his name. Trump steaks. Trump water. Trump University. List goes on
It’s stunning how these people can say this stupid shit with a straight face. 😂
- CPMSP@midwest.socialEnglish10 months
I’m other words, it’s just another example of how not to do business that all the rubes will throw money at.
Awesome.
- 10 months
Next: Watch the Trump administration try to force the big national carriers to give preferential treatment to Trump Mobile on their radio hardware
- Mirshe@lemmy.worldEnglish10 months
I think he’ll try bigger and simply try to nationalize or end licensing for the big 4.
Hearing you can download as much RAM as you need on this phone too. CHECKMATE LIBS
- RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish10 months
Idk the exact number but the camera in my phone probably weighs like a gram or so, so Einstein tells me I’m carrying about 25,000,000 kWh in the camera alone, which if served at 5V would be ~
5,000,000,0005,000,000,000,000 mAh.Guess I’m winning.
Edit: mafs.
Is this
Phone service under the direct control of the President of the United States of America 🦋
Small government?
And is this “small government” in the room with us right now?
[Glances nervously at devices]
- 10 months
Yes. Soon it will be small enough to fit inside your blood.
- 10 months
small government
I think they want to aerosolize it. I swear you can’t understand the ruling class without reading ‘snow crash’.
Can’t wait to read from which part of China this “American built” phone is made
Yeah, if they’re not lying it will be the worse phone ever made. The US-made Purism Liberty is $2000 and has similar specs to the Asia-made, $800 Librem 5, which is already overpriced compared to Android devices.
You are not joking. Comparing a $2000 Purism Liberty with eg. a $200 HMD Fusion. The Fusion has somewhat better screen and battery; much better processor and camera. More RAM, the option of more storage, has NFC. It’s also designed to be easy-to-maintain, but is somewhat thinner and lighter despite having a larger screen area. Are ‘made in USA’ and ‘open-source drivers’ worth paying 10x as much for a noticeably worse phone? (It’s not really ‘made in USA’ either - it’s a mix of US, Chinese and Indian parts assembled in the USA.)
I think that the people who believe a US-made iPhone will also cost $2k are kidding themselves - economy of scale and all that, but it must be substantially more.
- 10 months
3 years of security updates, ships with Android 14 and gets two version upgrades, to Android 16, which is the version being released right now. I feel that isn’t the solution either.
- 10 months
Open source drivers means the manufacturers might not backdoor rootkit. Imagine how much money they’re leaving on the table not being able to sell spying on you?
- Bwaz@lemmy.worldEnglish10 months
Hey, the “building” of a phone is the part where Mercans put in those tiny screws, as suggested by Administration staff. The low-tech stuff, like fabricating doublesided circuit boards and the microcircuit and mucrowave filter parts mounted on them, all that easy cheap stuff can be done by other people to support the screwers.
- shiroininja@lemmy.worldEnglish10 months
That’s going to have a wider back door than an onlyfans model.
Who is still buying all these crappy products? Is it all just bribes from foreign countries?
- WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish10 months
There are at least 70 million weapons-grade mentally-ill people in the USA, radicalized and stupified with decades of psychological warfare.
trump could sell bowls of diarrhea with his name on it for $1000, and his sucker cultist followers would take out loans to buy it
- DrCake@lemmy.worldEnglish10 months
For the people buying it, the product itself doesn’t matter. It’s got Trump’s name on it and the money they spend goes to him, so he can “own the libs”
eventually it will be illegal to use anything but Trump products
and at some point Trump to want to be the calendar, too.
edit: and that phone will prolly turn off if you record the police; and I can’t imagine the amount of spying on users that that phone must do.
- thesohoriots@lemmy.worldEnglish10 months
Top features:
PATRIOTIC bloatware with Mahjong
Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock ringtones
“Starlink GPS” on the box but it’s hastily scratched out in tear-stained whiteboard marker
Caesar not only got a month Caesar rewrote the calendar. It was called the Julian Calendar and used for like a 1500 years.
Trump will try to do the same.
- 10 months
And then all the history books will be “Trump History” so that everyone can finally learn the history as Trump sees it
It’s available to preorder now with a $100 deposit
and might actually not even be real because he’s a con man
- pulsewidth@lemmy.worldEnglish10 months
Dude I hope it’s popular. Imagine the selling point other networks could have:
New feature: Fash Block.
We guarantee our mobile network cannot send or recieve calls to any users on Trump Mobile.
No problem. It’s a classic from my meme collection that is so vintage, it predates smartphones. I needed a good excuse to dust it off.
You’re fucking shitting me. I refuse to believe that’s reality and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Not only am I aware but I worked for Omaha Steaks when he kicked that off.
