Seems pretty normal especially solo hiking
who took the photos
Mosquito’s probably, they definitely need a machete with those around
The word paparazzi was originally used because it invoked a buzzing insect, and may have been derived from papataceo, meaning a large and bothersome mosquito. So in a way that’s kind of true.
Either Mary or Kate, probably.
solo
me when i’m red cup
- Empire TSA agent
Mary Kate never existed. She was made up so that Ashley could pull two paychecks on Full House.
/s
who was camera???
probably phone
Those kids got mind f’ed
ain’t no one have room to judge. machetes and mimosas all day.
Respect. Imagine being famous before you can even form your personality? She has probably never felt safe in public in her entire life.
What?! That’s how I hike! (and no joke, though sometimes it’s a rifle/shotgun instead)
Did you grow up some some sort of post modern thriller?
Usually my machete is sheathed but same
Imagine you’re in the wood and accidentally stumble upon big game at close quarters. Michelle knows. Michelle’s got this, dude!
Pizza! P I Z Z A
Watch it rise like a souffle!
I don’t see the problem
She’s badass
Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a “non-bear” tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!
A deer?
I feel seen
