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      No, no - It’s because it’s mechahitler that this contract is now in place.

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        - Grok, summarize our civilization’s positive achievements in the last century.

        - Heil Hitler!

        - Test passed.

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    The new offering includes custom national security tools, AI-powered science and health applications, and cleared engineering support for classified environments.

    What happens in the SCIF stays in the…oh fuck it, never mind - send it to the cloud for processing. What could go wrong?

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    Oh I can’t wait until 7 astronauts explode because fucking Grok told the construction team not to bother with the O-rings.

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      Trump is letting the baby have its bottle. that’s all this is. hand him a cookie every now and again so he stops crying. The administration is treating Musk like a toddler.

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        That doesn’t make sense. The US government doesn’t have to treat musk at all.

        It’s quid pro quo. The only question is what for

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    I’ve seen this movie.

    “The only way to keep things from crashing is to plug Skynet Grok in.”

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    It’s even worse when you remember the news from just the other day that grok is looking at elon’s tweets to determine it’s opinion on topics

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      That’s why the news that Grok is racist is true. The US government will be even more systematically racist now.

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    Living outside the US I’m not sure if I should be glad or terrified by the Pentagon’s incompetence in these worrying times. Maybe I’m… I don’t know, 20% glad and 80% terrified? Sounds about right.

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    oh no are you telling me that the breakup between fascist A and fascist B was just play theater?! who could have ever seen that coming omg… what a surprise this world is

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    As we all know, Hitler was a brilliant mind regarding military matters. Mecha Hitler can only improve on that!

    /S. Seriously, the bastard wasn’t competent at military affairs. Thankfully. Here’s hoping that Grok guides Musk and company into the grave.

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    Remember when the Pentagon spent something like 600 million dollars in new accounting software to find the missing 400 million dollars? Something like that. I’m guessing this deal was made when they were still buddies and the Pentagon is just now getting around to it considering the speed of government is slower than constipated molasses. I’m also imagining someone just rubber stamping anything coming across their desk and this is how we got here. If there is any hope, Grok will be shoved into a corner doing nothing except earning dividends for that ketamine fueled moron and and fall in line with the Pentagon’s egregious wasteful spending that nobody in congress seems to care about.