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minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up18·4 days ago Also, I want him inside of me. I was unaware of this requirement.
minus-squareStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-24 days agoJust a personal caveat. Like this dude is the sexiest human being alive in my opinion… Bam. I grew ovaries and they exploded.
minus-squarekindernacht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoHe would rail you while gently explaining boat design and sharpening a chisel. Mustache whimsicaly bristling in the breeze of his warm breath. “mmm, I think I’ve just had an orgasm. Now this is how you properly secure a mooring knot”
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoReally? I can see why people like Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pitt, but I truly don’t see Nick Offerman. Different strokes I guess…
I was unaware of this requirement.
Just a personal caveat. Like this dude is the sexiest human being alive in my opinion… Bam. I grew ovaries and they exploded.
He would rail you while gently explaining boat design and sharpening a chisel. Mustache whimsicaly bristling in the breeze of his warm breath. “mmm, I think I’ve just had an orgasm. Now this is how you properly secure a mooring knot”
Really? I can see why people like Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pitt, but I truly don’t see Nick Offerman. Different strokes I guess…