My dad told me this. He also said that if i’m ever found to be positive to a cocaine swab, i can pull that as a defense.
And now it’s time to learn how to extract cocaine from paper currency
Wait…is this some kinda attempt to combat inflation
Weird way to describe a drug dealer.
I thought the goal was to extract paper currency from cocaine. Have I been doing this wrong?
Well, well done, western leaders for trying to stop us using currency and move to traceable electronic funds. They’re only looking after us. Bless.
As long as most cocaine doesn’t contain trace amounts of dirty money, it’s fine.
(It does so it’s not fine.)One of my friends blew his nose into some money once. I wouldn’t snort drugs off money. Seems like a great way to get a weird nasal infection.
Sometimes I need to wipe my face after a meal and have no napkins so I use money
I can’t remember the last time I handled paper currency
You’re not from Germany then. We love our Bargeld so much that we feel helpless without trace amounts of currency in our wallets.
And Italy too. Cash-loving countries.
Yes, but mostly because there are still shops and restaurants who only accept cash
I said paper currency, not currency! I’ve handled plenty of cash, it’s just not made of paper
I see, you used Romanian Leu, which is made of plastic! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banknotes_of_the_Romanian_leu#Banknotes_of_the_fourth_leu_(RON)
Must not work POS, cash is flowing like mad all the time. Cards are more prevalent now but cash is still king
Plenty of cash, it’s just not made of paper!
Ahh you must be from a somewhat sane part of the world…
US money is made from mostly cotton. Thanks to Inside Man with Denzel and Clive for making me remember this bit of trivia.
That’s because you were high on cocaine.
Did you just step through a time machine from the 90’s or were you born yesterday?
Living under a rock?
How did you JUST learn this? That’s more fascinating to me than the post.
