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Incel logic.

What are you on about?

What the fuck?

They sit by the door? I don’t understand. Like in a ponytail?

This is the kind of thing that a dude who’s never been in a relationship with a woman thinks

… and other things you tell yourself to try to forget you’re one of the simple minded ones.

When my wife does something like this and I stop to admire her beauty I never felt as if I was jumping up and down and running towards the door and back.

I might give her a cuddle though…

Your dog humps you while crying when you touch their leash? Weird .