• 5 months

    I hope they keep the pope away from any antipopes lest we have a catastrophic explosion in Rome.

    • 5 months

      Don’t worry, my ass is staying in Canada.

      • Is there really more people missing limbs than with child?

        I’m confident enough to say a living human at least more than one head.

        • I mean I guess you could include fetuses, but they aren’t actually part of the mother’s body, and would already count on their own, so while “skeletons inside” is a truthful statistic to include fetuses for, they don’t add limbs so counting them seems dishonest for this one.

    • 5 months

      Hey relax, it’s not a bone, it’s just an additonal corpus cavernosum inside you. SCNR

  • 5 months

    For a while it was four, but then Nazi Spanish Inquisition pope died.

  • I couldn’t get my head around that stat, thinking that on average it was the current pope and the next pope (who doesn’t know it yet) in the Vatican; or whether it counted the remains of popes gone by.

    Then I saw the metric area of the Vatican and it made a bit more sense… but not by much.

  • Whenever someone says, “Statistically…”, you know they’re about to say some dumb shit that is an ignorant misinterpretation of statistics.

  • The highest pope density in the entire universe.

    Unless you acknowledge the space pope, obviously.

  • 5 months

    Statistically, there are a million me per square km in the square meter around me.

  • Wow, that’s even higher papal density than Luxembourg!

  • does that include antipopes, and do those count as -1? also do popes and antipopes annihilate when they kiss?