Have you ever fucked a processed ham?

Highly recommended.

It doesn’t really matter who you voted for, eighty million decided that sitting back and watching Trump take power was more important then voting and that’s a failure on every single one of them.

I wish we could have had Biden for a second term instead of this bullshit.

Harris probably would have been amazing but people sat around and let Trump in and that’s a failure on the country and its voters.

Did you call me fat?

I’ve already passed wind in 2025.

Way closer then those moose fuckers.

Imagine only being worth seventy-two percent of the fascist bucks.

It’s basically play money anyways.

Next you know he’ll stick his peepee in there with some tasty peanut butter.

I think it’s funny Ford was both Vice President and President but never voted into either role.

He truly is a Homer Simpson.

If a clock runs backwards how many times a day is it right?

They post like they boof meth.

This is just universal monk jerking themselves off.

And we all loved her for that.

That’s nothing.

I hope they have either Bruce Lee or Patrick Swayze voice Donkey Kong.

Tel that to the cows walking around with one horn.

I like how it adds that beefy flavor to the mead.

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