Corn was a little on the large side, but the texture was certainly interesting. Not quite a heavy enough texture to be super stimulating but it was certainly pleasantly noticeable.
You seem the type to get something out of stretching your boundaries, I’m sure you weren’t complaining. And there’s something oddly erotic about the phrase ‘pleasantly noticeable’, thank you for that.
And yet here we are, I think a few of us here are going to wind up with a corn addiction after this. I am also more than happy to contribute to your pleasure.
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Aww shucks, thank you!
Corn was a little on the large side, but the texture was certainly interesting. Not quite a heavy enough texture to be super stimulating but it was certainly pleasantly noticeable.
I do so hope that was an intentional pun!
You seem the type to get something out of stretching your boundaries, I’m sure you weren’t complaining. And there’s something oddly erotic about the phrase ‘pleasantly noticeable’, thank you for that.
Now imagine me saying it in a husky voice
And now I can’t think of anything else!
Aww, you caught the first pun but not the second one :(
In my defence, you’re very distracting!
Go on, send some more my way, I’m all ears.
I’ve never had to accuse someone of fishing for corn smut before; this opportunity pleases me to no end
And yet here we are, I think a few of us here are going to wind up with a corn addiction after this. I am also more than happy to contribute to your pleasure.
Sorry that one might have been obscure ❤️
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Too much of a pressing concern for me to really want to joke about it, hence staying away from that one 😕