• omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creatorEnglish
    4 months

    This but with my cat standing on my chest screaming in my face for no reason

    • Lucky. Your cat faces you while standing on your chest screaming its head off. I wake up to the 'ol one eye winker.

      On occasion though, that pic is accurate and so worth it.

    • Make it 5, and only one or two are screaming. The rest are nipping at my fingers or nose, throwing paws in my mouth or on my eyes, or circling around my legs. All because we want breakfast, and breakfast time is “whenever moms alarm goes off, or we wake her up”.

      • 4 months

        This is why I don’t feed the cats in the morning but instead before bed.

  • As someone with both, I actually really appreciate that my dog forces me out on regular walks.

    • Yep, without my dog there are days I would not get out of bed, and feel like shit because of it. Even if it’s winter, it’s good for my mental health.

      • Agreed, my dog has probably kept me significantly more physically and mentally healthy than I would be without him.

  • Lol, you got me… But my dog would die for me. It’s my honor to walk her in the snow. In fact, I’m hardly even worthy.

  • My dog doesn’t have a shit box in my house that I have to clean constantly. That makes up for the 3 months it’s a little cold out.

    • Are you saying you don’t clean up after your dog? Otherwise, you’re cleaning up shit daily. Litter boxes are not typically cleaned daily(constantly) and they make auto litter boxes that clean themselves.

      • Litter boxes are not typically cleaned daily

        Your house smells like cat shit, you are simply nose blind to it. Please clean up after your cat shits.

          • Then let me tell you as a cat owner, that you should clean litter boxes (at least) once per day 😅

      • Small dog in a fenced yard, picking up after him is a non issue. His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there’s never enough to become a problem. If he goes while on a walk, i pick it up.

        • It’s just your specific case. If you have an outdoor cat you also don’t have to maintain a cat toilet.

          • I don’t think it’s good to have outdoor cats. They’re very destructive to small animals (songbirds included) in the area.

          • No, I’m representative of all dog owners. If a cat is left outside, it is technically a form of mountain lion, which does not count.

            Dogs rool, cats drool.

          • No, they just come and shit in my yard instead.

            The neighbours cats have made it their goal to shit in our vegetable garden and burying the little turd there. I dislike them as much as people that dont pick up after their dogs.

        • His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there’s never enough to become a problem.

          Your yard and shoes smell like dog shit, you’re simply nose blind to it. Please clean up after your dog shits.

          • Have we met? You have absolutely no basis to make that claim. My yard and shoes smell fine, my sense of smell is fantastic. Why don’t you worry about your own yard rather than making assumptions about mine?

    • Is scooping poo out of a box daily really any worse than bagging it up on a walk daily?

      • Especially with big dogs where you’re picking up fresh, steaming, human-sized turds with nothing but a few microns of plastic between it and your hand.

        • For big dogs, I wear boots and kick the dookie into a fine mist against my neighbors houses as a disposal method. I have warrants in 3 states.

      • Having it in the house constantly coating everything (usually clean laundry) with a dusting of poo is definitely worse.

      • Fenced yard with a small dog, so I don’t have to pick it up on the daily, only if he poops on a walk.

      • they have the genuine automatic litterbox that arent death traps, i see people hating scooping up poo use those.

      • Bagging it up on a walk is decidedly worse than scooping it out of a litter box if the dog happens to have diarrhea. At least the litter clumps up, making cleanup much easier…

        Good luck training a dog to use the box consistently though.

        • If your dog has diarrhea. You just leave it? Or pour water over it?

          Why would you try to pick it up

    • Why don’t we just train dogs to use a litter box? 🤔

      Or a toilet? One of my previous cats used the toilet all on her own. If she could figure it out without help, surely training a dog should be easy enough.

      • I trained my dog on a litter box. She only pees in it. I’m very glad I did.

        However, I’m fortunate enough to have a basement I could put it in where it’s out of sight.

      • That’s a thing and people.do, especially apartment dwellers. Dogs learn it quick too.

        It’s just no one would have an animal shit in a box in the house unless they absolutely had to.

        Oh…

        1. I don’t train my dog to use a litter box because I don’t want to clean out a shit box.
        2. You probably could train one to use the toilet, but you’d probably need to make some modifications to make it possible. I don’t see most breeds of dogs being able to balance themselves quite well enough for things to work 😅
      • Its a good idea, but from my understanding, you still have to take dogs on daily walks. Maybe not first thing in the morning, but at least once a day or so

      • Cats leap and perch with more ease than dogs so you’d need a contraption that might get in your way.

      • Nah, it gets plenty cold here, I’m mostly just playing around with the classic dog people vs cat people war.

        I’m fortunate to have a fenced yard and a dog that absolutely does not fuck with the cold. He’s out, does his duty, then back in within like 2 minutes.

        • Well, for reference, the city I currently live in has a -19C/-3F minimum average temperature.

          I generally prefer cats over dogs for other reasons, though.

  • 4 months

    Nothing wakes a cat owner faster than the sound of hyuk hyuk HYUK HYUUURK on the only piece of carpet in the house.

  • I’ve owned most of the common furry pets (except guinea pigs and rats) and there’s unique challenges with taking care of each of them. What is burdensome is also different for each person.

    I love cats but I don’t think I’d adopt another. I don’t want to catproof my shelves nor my plants. I don’t want to smell kitty litter either.

    I love rabbits but same thing. I don’t want to rabbitproof my house. I don’t want to clean litter boxes. And most importantly, I don’t want the hassle of finding someone to take care of them when I’m gone.

    I love dogs and will probably stick to dogs. I like going on walks and sitting in the yard. I don’t mind drying his paws off when it rains or walking the yard weekly to pick up his turds.

    All pets are great. Animal companionship is the best.

      • Also, kitty litter is awful.

        You’re not buying the right kitty litter.

        • Recommendation?

          We use tidy cats stone pellets with the pee pads liner.

          Not environmentally friendly, but it’s the first time I’ve actually not minded dealing with the box.

          We never used normal litter, it’s terrible. We used to use the tidy cats brand scoop able stuff. And that worked… Fine. Solids came out easy enough. But urine was either too gummy if you tried scooping it too soon. Or it broke up into stinky little bits too small for the scoop, if you waited too long. And God forbid the cat dig to the bottom before peeing, so the clay glues itself to the bottom of the bin, amplifying the goo/break problem.

          And eventually, no matter how well you scoop, the little bits of urine build up and start to stink like ammonia, until you have to throw all the litter away and wash the box. Which is extra unpleasant if it’s winter.

          But the stone pellets and pad? The solids are easily scooped. And the urine is trapped in the pad, locked in, never smell it.

          And no matter what you do, cats will track litter around the house. But the stones are so big and heavy that they almost all fall off the paw before they make it 5 feet from the box, so the area to clean is much smaller. And the stones are surprisingly less annoying to step on.

          My friend has the cedar pellets, and it’s better than litter, yes, in some ways. But I still smell the ammonia.

          I will say we’ve never tried the crystal cat litter, and some of our other friends swear by it.

        • Yeah, we buy an amazing blend of sand. Leaves no odors, no dust, and has great clumping.

      • Yeah but you don’t know that until you get the cat. I have a ton of houseplants that would kill a curious cat, too.

      • I don’t think I’ll get another pet that requires a cage after hamsters! (My rabbits were raised like cats, litter trained and no cage)

          • Perhaps “cage” was the wrong word - I meant pets I have to corral to a specific location…but I would prevent my cat from going outside so maybe that’s not it either lol

            So I guess it’s just back to my original point: I find the space and care accomodations required for birds to be much too inconvenient

              • That’s my friend’s parents. They get little budgies and keep them in the worst cages which means they only get the worst parts of pet ownership

    • Cats are great, but they’re nocturnal. Many will skitter around, scratch stuff, scream, or otherwise bother the heck out of you when you are trying to sleep. I get so little sleep as it is, I’m not willing to deal with that again.

      • Cats are crepuscular, meaning they’re more active at dawn and dusk, but they may be somewhat active at any hour if they have slept enough.

      • That’s possible, too. My cat wasn’t like that but I know my friend’s cat is banned from the bedroom

      • 6am I am sitting with my half-adopted stray by the heater cause I don’t have a cat door and he panics if he wants to leave and I’m not there to open the door

        It’s -1°C outside so I have to do this… until I get the right gear

      • 4 months

        Huh, is it really that unusual for my cat to sleep through the night? She goes to bed around midnight and wakes up closer to dawn naturally, which tends to be a bit late this time of year. That’s around when she gets a first meal.

  • I wish my cats would nap with me like that, but it’s my fault for not getting them used to it when they were kittens. They’ll stay put for a minute under my arm and then dart off the bed.

    • 4 months

      I was surprised my cats weren’t sitting on my lap, so when they were close to two years old I started holding them captive for very short periods while petting them how they like, and now I can’t keep them off me. It seemed like the only reason they weren’t sitting on humans before is that they didn’t think it was safe.

      • Aww, yeah, cats are like that. It speaks volumes of people who can earn their complete trust.

        That’s not my case here, as we treat them with utmost respect. I actually have all of them on my bed right now, but they just don’t tolerate being cuddled that close. One of them does like kneading and sleeping on us, but It has to be on his terms or he doesn’t want it.

        • 4 months

          Yeah, that’s what I figured they were like and why I was content to let them be if they didn’t want to sit on me. We just kept having these moments where they clearly wanted to snuggle, but seemed to be afraid I would crumble beneath them and shatter their tiny paws to dust. We’re getting to a point now where I can even adjust my position underneath them, but only sometimes.

    • Mine sleeps with me but will randomly start clawing at my neck while purring in the middle of night.

      I think she thinks that’s “petting.”

      • 4 months

        That’s kneading. Kittens will knead at their mother’s stomach while nursing, and adult cats usually continue the behavior to a lesser or greater degree. Some do it subtly and gently, and others are made of knives.

  • 4 months

    The dog can go run out back and shit, I’ll pick it up in the spring.

        • 4 months

          I have a golden that loves -20 and new snow. Plays in it for hours with her magpie buddies.

      • it keeps well around 0C. It only spoils when it starts to warm up outside

  • Having whippets, i can tell you that they would rather stop drinking and eating, that go out in weather like that (and rain too)

      • They actually won’t go out in the rain, so they get to go in the carport 🤷 It’s got a roof, gravel flooring, and we clean it out once in a while (although always pick up after nr 2) so its not so bad

  • cats: hate rain

    dogs: hate rain

    me: hates rain

    all of us: have fucking jobs, who the hell is lounging around in bed all damn morning

    • Dogs poop in the house sometimes too. Anything living will poop in your house if you let it in for long enough. It’s nice they are considerate enough to go in a box and not in the floor

    • But human poop is perfectly fine? You saw that one Mythbusters episode, right? Feces is everywhere.

    • Cat flap in a door solves this, but you do need a vented room to keep their litter box that’s not a garage because those usually need a fire rated door.

    • 4 months

      Cats poop outside.

      They just don’t need a chaperone to do so.

  • 4 months

    You’re funny. The cat woke me up for food is the reason the dog got to pee outside before the sun came up.

    • my wife woke me up for food (we shared the last bagel. it had no garlic) and it’s the reason the cats got extra snuggles this morning

  • this is fake news. puppygirls for example do not like going out in blizzard.