I recently saw someone creating a bingo chart for 2025 so I decided to create one for 2026 (image of this post). What are your predictions for 2026?
A Public US Person Gets Shot belongs in the FREE SPACE box, because it’s a given.
I dont care. Whatever it is, I wont be focusing on it. Being pulled into that drama is pointless.
No protest with over 500k ppl in France? Have you lost your mind?
I know, I know. A risky one. They are taking a lot of debt to please people in 2026 so I took a bet.
Lots of debt to preserve their healthcare system, but they’ll have to take the money somewhere else, I’m betting on public services and unemployment insurance. Plus they have a big political trial coming soon, solo I would’ve pumped the numbers to 1M, and even so I wouldn’t say it’s safe haha
absolutely fair. I don’t know that much about France tbh and from my little research I had only trivial predictions. I wanted something a bit more risky. We will see how it goes :)
climate change worsens
“Germany’s far right receives more votes” is already the free space.
I hate the far right!
To be fair they also put “Public American figure gets shot” which is pretty much a guarentee
Statistically inevitable, really, especially compounded by the widening definition of what a public figure is due to social media.
I think this one works just as well despite being 3 years old.

Alien pussy found
“Yeah, but is it underage, though?” - Rich people, for some reason…
A few more
- The US withdraws from NATO causing it to fall apart
- The US annexes Greenland
- The US invades Venezuela
- A country exits the EU
- A major financial crash in the west
- Israel and the US attack Iran
- Far right parties form governments in major European countries
- Organized resistance of the AFU collapses
- Ukraine goes bankrupt due to insufficient funding from the west
- There’s a major break up between the US and Europe
Here is mine, I yoinked some of your predictions, and/or changed them a bitYou wrote AI bubble bursts twice
It is only on the card once though?
They’re saying it’s something very positive.
Yep :)
I’m just a bit too salty about RAM prices
I had to look up ‘enhanced games’
Back in the day, someone suggested that people should read a lot of science fiction books so they’d be ready for the changes the future would bring.
I should have read no science fiction, because I am constantly being disappointed by what people decide to do with tech.
I had to look it up too.
I was thinking “who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to run an Olympics-style sporting event that encourages PED use?” until I got to this part in the article:
“…with backing by Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr…”
Oh, okay, that makes sense. It’s just backed by two of the worst people on the planet. They’re probably hoping to see people die in these games.
It’s just backed by two of the worst people on the planet. They’re probably hoping to see people die in these games.
They probably took Squid Game as a fun suggestion.
Some Onion-style editorial suggested referring to murdered school children as ‘patriot angels’ because they died defending the 2A. Charlie Kirk said pretty much the same thing with no irony.
New Turkish Civil War - Turkey dissolves.
Before anyone says anything:
I am from Turkey, the current situation is fucked up enough for these to happen.
Send help plz
Would the army actually split threads with Erdoğan over this? I’m not even sure if it would even hurt the establishment if something other than Erdoğan won at this point, why would it trigger a civil war?
The main position of the military is filled with his thugs who knows jackshit about military. It’s proven many times with the Turkish border operations. The corruption runs too deep in the government, the economy can’t feed all the leeches anymore. If a civil war breaks, it’ll happen between the different cliques of the government. I talked about it in another reply in more detail.
Tbh. I thought about adding a war for turkey (to distract), but I don’t know enough to make an informed guess.
I answered on another reply. It may be a distraction created for BRICS, but any armed conflict will ruin EU also.
What’s the situation there? I’m uninformed.
This is going to be a rather long text, so buckle up.
TW: Human Rights Violations
Knowing he is nearing the end of his life, Tayyip Erdoğan wants to hand over his seat to his son, Bilal Erdoğan. He takes his son with him to every meeting and rally he attends. This situation has caused serious backlash within the AKP and its ruling partner, the MHP (AKP and MHP are gangs in the guise of political parties). Because Bilal is genuinely incompetent and everyone knows it except himself, they are orchestrating operations to suppress these dissenting voices.
Currently, Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan and Erdoğan’s sons-in-law, Berat Albayrak and Selçuk Bayraktar, are strong opposing candidates. Since the Albayrak and Bayraktar families are Erdoğan’s biggest domestic supporters, there hasn’t been a serious operation against his sons-in-law yet, but they are seriously undermining Fidan. Operations have been launched against all companies linked to him. Turks are a football-obsessed nation, so to distract attention, Fenerbahçe’s president, Sadettin Saran, and Galatasaray’s former director, Erden Timur, were detained; Beşiktaş’s manager, Sergen Yalçın, is also at risk of detention.
There has never been a serious opposition party in Turkey, but recently even this moderate opposition has begun to face pressure. The CHP’s (Turkey’s founding party) presidential candidate, Ekrem İmamoğlu, is currently in prison and being tried in a kangaroo court.
For the legitimacy of his rule, Erdoğan has, in his own words, “given whatever they wanted” to the USA, EU, and Russia. Recently, there has been a terrifying mining rush in Turkey. Especially since foreign companies face no oversight in Turkey, they are constantly opening new gold mines. Forests are being burned to open these mines, and then, because there are no safety measures in these mines, cyanide leaks occur. All state-owned companies have been sold to foreigners. The latest plans were to sell TCDD (Turkish State Railways) and BOTAŞ (Petroleum Pipeline Corporation). Additionally, due to water resources being recklessly allocated to factories, mines, and agricultural lands—we even import straw—a severe drought is occurring. And again, the blame is placed on the public. I won’t even go into air pollution; lung cancer has increased significantly, especially in some regions.
The torment inflicted on the public is boundless, so I’ll be brief. Taxes are increased excessively, salaries are kept unnecessarily low. While the 2025 minimum wage is 28,075 TL, the poverty line is 30,143 TL, and average rents are 23,805 TL. My natural gas bill in December was 3,160 TL, of which 1.4% is ÖTV (Special Consumption Tax, as if heating is a luxury) and 15.3% is KDV (Value Added Tax, a tax taken to exploit the working class). Meanwhile, state officials are taking away million-dollar tenders in threes and fives and “avoiding taxes.” The education and health systems have collapsed, food and goods are low-quality and expensive, and it goes on like this. Anyone who tries to oppose this, whether through protest or by voicing their reaction on social media, is unlawfully imprisoned and subjected to torture in prison. I am one of them; I don’t want to go into detail, but I was caught during a protest and tortured at the police station—the ACL in my right leg tore. Later, my lawyer got me out through pulling some connections, but I will never be able to seek accountability for what I experienced. Unfortunately, there is still a 30% segment that is blindly loyal to this man, and their opinions can never be changed.
Despite rapidly declining birth rates, there is still a serious population problem. I am not anti-refugee, but there is no justifiable side to accepting refugees blindly, whom the EU doesn’t want, into your country for money when you can’t even take care of your own citizens. Moreover, Erdoğan took all the mujahideen trained and then abandoned by the USA and NATO in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Chechnya, and Xinjiang, brought them to Turkey, and keeps them as his private paramilitary force. Most of the types unleashed on the streets on July 15, 2016 “coup attempt” (biggest theater play of Turkey), were these people.
Holy shit. I knew Erdogan was a piece of shit and an autocrat, but I didn’t know things were reaching a boiling point
I would also love to hear more! I have very little understanding of Türkiye but I thought Erdoğan’s position was secure. Is the breaking point Kurdistan? Inflation? NATO/Palestine/Ukraine?
The breaking point is his health. The moment he’s gone, his party and family will dissolve, and since they behave like feudal lords, they wont back from putting the county in a bloody conflict for their gains.
Kurdistan is secure under Erdoğan and AKP. They’ll give the Dicle and Fırat rivers, the main water sources of Turkey.
Inflation is no problem for him, they’re handling it using working class’ money.
Turkey is a major trading partner of Israel, don’t believe the government rhetoric about Palestine. We sell drones to Ukraine since the beginning of the conflict, Russia started to attack the Turkish trading ship on Black Sea after many ultimatums about the drone trade. NATO don’t give a rat’s ass about it as long as Turkey isn’t directly invaded.Thanks so much for this info, I did not know he was in poor health.
Are you saying you think the nation will keep moving Westwards, even after he is gone?
There are way too many negative fields, i.e. “XYZ does NOT happen”. You have to wait until 2027 to be able to cross them off.
Waiting for 2027 and then evaluating was the plan. I don’t see that as a problem. It’s not a real bingo chart so I don’t have to finish fast.
Let’s hope that Linux clears 10%! It’s an ambitious goal, but absolutely possible!
President Vance, without a doubt.
- Yet another racism scandal in the Finnish parliament, PM Petteri Orpo gets to clean the mess again
- Still no peace deal in Ukraine
- Yet another impeachment attempt on Trump that goes as well as the previous ones
- Some AAA game company releases a big-budget title that turns out to be a complete buggy mess (like MindsEye)
- Some Big Tech social media platform falls victim to enshittification, leading to a refugee wave to the Fediverse
- The civil war among Republicans continues, maybe leads into abandoning Trump?
Some Big Tech social media platform falls victim to enshittification, but people still stay on there for no sane reason except it has more content and porn.
Some AAA game company releases a big-budget title that turns out to be a complete buggy mess (like MindsEye)
[FREE SPACE] contenders in here, but I like this one the best. The next one is a very close second.
Politics:
- Democrats take back House, Republicans barely cling to Senate.
- Donald Trump dies at somepoint
- Republicans start seeing losses in other fields of political power, but rural counties will still place faith in them.
- Vladimir Putin starts considering nuclear weapons as a last resort to bring an end to the Russia-Ukraine war.
- China starts making moves to Taiwan
Celebrity Deaths:
- Rob Halford passes away
- Keith Richards passes away
Sports:
- Jacksonville Jaguars gets their first Super Bowl
- Oklahoma City Thunder are NBA Finals Champions
- Either Seattle Mariners or Toronto Blue Jays finally get the job done for a World Series
Column O looks way too easy tbh.
Who needs a fence when you have land mines.
See also: Finland and the Ottawa Convention
Spoiler
The withdrawal takes effect in January. Soo… yesterday?














