- 2 months
If you like getting bird shit on your newly washed car, you’re gonna LOVE getting dog shit on it
- 2 months
If you don’t love getting dog shit on your newly washed car, you should have thought of that before living 2-3 counties away from a future Float-a-Poo owner, and you have only yourself to blame.
- 2 months
Just hang it from a tree like everyone else does for some god forsaken reason
- 2 months
Or just do the same as the dog walkers in my neighbourhood. Let your dog off the lead and stare at your phone so you can’t see it having a dump. Not your problem!
- 2 months
People used to do this in front of my house all the time.
“Oh the dogs shitting, better check my phone, didn’t see anything kthanksbye”
We planted tall plants there so now it’s as attractive.
2 monthsThey’re totally coming back for them bro, I swear this time it’s different
- 2 months
I think I’ll just carry on with tying a knot and tossing it in a trashcan. This other stuff sounds very complicated.
I like to tie 2 of them together and throw them up on a phone line when handy
Walk your dog by the local playground and make balloon animals for the kiddies.
And since there’s helium inside, the kids can pop a hole in the bags and inhale the gas for funny voices.
- 2 months
Walk near the local playground and attach balloons to all the dogs off-lead.
- 2 months
I’ve done the math on this before in another posting…and you basically need like 30 balloons for an average dog poop for this to work…
