• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    15 hours ago

    "Are you over 18. Yes or No…

    If No then do you like fat old orange things that smell like shit. Yes or No…

    If Yes then there will be a car outside of your house in 4 minutes. Get inside it, DON’T tell your parents.
    If No then go fuck yourself, pathetic loser. No one will love you as tremendously as I would have."

  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    20 hours ago

    US Gov: “Are you 18+? Y/N”

    Corpos: “Please supply a sample of your cum so we can verify whether or not you are of-age. Don’t worry, we promise to handle your data properly”

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      20 hours ago

      No kidding.

      Guess just ASKING someone’s age is good enough when you’re the government. No need to hold yourself to the standards you insist others need to meet.