• Mac@mander.xyz
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    21 hours ago

    US Gov: “Are you 18+? Y/N”

    Corpos: “Please supply a sample of your cum so we can verify whether or not you are of-age. Don’t worry, we promise to handle your data properly”

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      21 hours ago

      No kidding.

      Guess just ASKING someone’s age is good enough when you’re the government. No need to hold yourself to the standards you insist others need to meet.