3 monthsWhat’s going to be their next trick? Launching a service that’ll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it’s done?
- hperrin@lemmy.caEnglish3 months
I don’t need a summary. Just have it tell me whether I liked it or not.
Of course you did. Or else.
Drink a verification can to continue, consumer-slave.
At least that way I’d get to enjoy it while dying from my aneurysm.
- 3 months
Why don’t you just fucking kill me, and replace me with an AI copy of myself. What a dumb fucking world these companies are pushing for.
Jackasses.
- Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish3 months
Ah, the world we all hoped for with AI:
AI doing all the fun stuff like art and games and humans get to do the hard work like fixing AI mistakes, fighting wars, and working until we die
I want the computer to do the work, not the fun, for fuck’s sake!
- HeiligerBimBam@lemmy.wtfEnglish3 months
Environmental destroyers, future generations will condemn this irresponsible behavior and hopefully punish it.
- solrize@lemmy.mlEnglish3 months
Maybe they can enhance it to play the whole game instead of just the end.
- Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish3 months
Hey I’m grump!
I’m not so gruuuump!
And we’re the artifically intelligent poor mans recreation of the game grumps!
Hey Dan.
Yes Arin?
I am the boy of video games. I am made of win! Check out my 12 fingers!
Wow Arin! That’s cool! I have 45 lbs of afro!
That is one of few use cases of AI : to cheat instead of getting good at anything.
- scarabic@lemmy.worldEnglish3 months
It’s so hard to raise kids to turn off the light when they leave the room, with huge wastes of electricity like this just running rampant in the world.
- 3 months
Yea, I used to clean the windows in office buildings and we’d go into a completely empty floor and all the lights would be on and the heat or A/C would be blasting. Then I’d be downtown at 4am shoveling snow and I’d look up and all the inside lights in those empty office buildings were still on.
Then we’d get a notice to help conserve energy at home.Take this with a grain of salt because I have 0 knowledge, but Ive read that they do that to balance the grid. Power used at night is not an issue but home usage during peak hours is what cracks the grid.
- 3 months
I’ve been told that before and I guess it makes sense, but maybe after the offices have been abandoned for over a year they could turn off the lights and lower heat -a/c on those floors during the day so the grid would have more capacity for residential.
- 800XL@lemmy.worldEnglish3 months
Hahahahahahahahaha now Elon can beat every game ever! Hahahahahahaha!
What’s the point then? I pay for a game that I’m not even playing just so, what, my numbers of “completed” games goes up?
I’m someone who likes seeing the stats go up as I watch anime. But I do it naturally and over time. This AI idea is like if I were to start an anime, put it on auto-play while I sleep, and when I wake up it’ll be done, without me seeing a single scene.
- sbbq@lemmy.zipEnglish3 months
Well at least someone will play the video games while I’m working my 80 hour work weeks!
- cøre@leminal.spaceEnglish3 months
They want me to pay them for a game and then pay them for their AI to play it for me.
- Tollana1234567@lemmy.todayEnglish3 months
and then pay them for completion of the game, and results are seperate cost, saves will be using AI which is another cost.
- MIDItheKID@lemmy.worldEnglish3 months
I would love to go back in time and show this to somebody who worked at the Nintendo Power Tip Hotline. They would be all like “oh shit, AI is going to take our jobs in the future?” not knowing that their jobs were replaced decades ago by autistic people with dial-up internet making GameFAQs txt files.
I miss GameFAQs text pages. Now it’s YouTube videos stretched out to 10 minutes to explain 30 seconds worth of info.
