I just want WindowsXP without security risks. If Linux could make a WindowsXP clone, that works with exe files, and works exactly like WindowsXP, except handles modern standards, I would jizz all over the place.

Yeah. I’m leaving it in as motivation for linux developers. If they don’t want to hear about my jizz spraying like a firehose, they should made LindowsXP.

SEE??? I EVEN GAVE YOU A GREAT BRAND NAME!

Their arguments tend to come down to “just don’t write bad code”.

Oooooh, that’s a good stratagy! Write that down! Write that down!

Elitism. He is of the belief that he is better than you, and doesn’t live in the same world as you.

attempts to read comment

…nope, sorry. There are pizza rolls in the oven and life is too short to try to force myself to read all that.

The first shot was to the back of his head. He fell to the ground immediately. Then, in struggling to pull himself to his feet he locked eyes with Luigi, holding a gun, and saw him shoot 2 more times. That was the last thing Brian Thompson saw.

Pretty sure he knows how he died.

I wish I could love super metroid. I really do. The game holds up. The graphics are great, the sound design is bafflingly superb for a 16 bit game. Controls are tight. Map size is big but not daunting.

And then you get to the part where you fall down a pitt. And the game teaches you to wall jump.

…everytime I play the game, thats where the game ends. It’s been 30+ years, and I still can’t wall jump in that game.

I prefer cherry coke. No ice.

Brian Thompson knows how he died. It’s unclear if he knew why it was happening though. He may have died thinking Luigi was just a random mugger, and him being Brian Thompson was irrelevant to what was happening.

Or, maybe Brian knew why he was being shot. As far as I know there’s no audio, and nobody ever leaked what was said.

Still though, there was another lady there, which means SOMEBODY knows what was said. The fact that she didn’t immediately hit the talk show circuit, like the today show or whatever, shows that she’s not some pussy snitch. Once she read why that happened, she was like “Ooooooooh, ok. I didn’t see nothin!”

Well no…it would have been “Just Ask Jeeves”.

So how were Jeeves boobs? Nice?

She looks like she KNOWS you’re thinking of taking one single punchcard from the middle of the pile, thus rendering the whole thing useless.

And she’s not having your shit.

Ha ha ha, another quality zinger from The Onion!

…wait, this shit’s real???

Ah yes. Using piefed to withdraw $20.

But…your comment LITERALLY is based in the fact that switch back to linux would frustrate you BECAUSE OF THE WIFI SITUATION THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT!!!

clearly getting aggitated at life

Humans are stupid.

It astounds me that people who support linux get personally offended if you say you’re not sure linux is for you.

I watched a video where a guy installed linux, and then installed a new desktop environment that caters to touchscreen. He got a bunch of errors. So he said “Ah, that’s alright! I’ll just bring up terminal”

And then he types

sudo add do willywop bojanga -l -r ♧¿¤☆▪︎●

And I’m like “ok, hold on. How the fuck does he just KNOW that exact string is what will fix it???”

If you don’t speak terminal, that shits confusing as hell.

And now this story is like smokey the bear. “Only YOU can maintain wifi protocols. Seriously. I’m done. It’s just you now. The professionals are sick of this shit.”

So it’s reasonable that non-techies are like “I had some issues before, but now I’ll have MORE issues if I comd back…I better stick with what I kjow works.”

Meanwhile lemmy users are like “BOOO WINDOWS!!! BOOOO I SAY!!! WHY DON’T YOU JUST UNDERSTAND THE THINGS YOU DON’T GET???”

And thus…you have downvotes for saying logically reasonable things that piss off obsessive types who would downvote each other over which distro is best.

So why would a country want to become part of that deal ?

Hawaii wasn’t given much choice.

Puerto Rico: Yo Canada! Wuzzup!

…uuuggghhhhh, no! Opt out, opt out!

You’re not going to get it from any other guy.

I see people say this online, and I’ve seen it online for 20+ years. I don’t get the game. And apperently, it’s not the same game we used to play in middle school. You know the one. I tried playing that game at work, where you just run up to someone, reach your hands down someones pants, shove several fingers into their butthole, and yell YATZEE! if you manage all 5. My supervisor at work was NOT amused.

So if this game isn’t that game, and it’s not the other game, I don’t know what the game is, or why people say I just lost the game.

…is this about that rapper from the early 2000s? Did he die? Did we lose him?