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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyDazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com
3 days

And maybe his powers of telepathy

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    • HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world
      3 days

      He initially signed up for the Army but they reassigned him to the Air Force due to him taking flight whenever a strong enough wind hit his ears.

        • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
          3 days

          He can hear an enemy plane from 200 miles away.

            • YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfEnglish
              3 days

              Dude WAS the radar system and they used his forehead as a signal lamp.

            • mrsemi@lemmy.worldEnglish
              3 days

              Man, it’s always blisteringly repulsive how quickly people on Lemmy go all in on body shaming those they disagree with.

                • HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world
                  3 days

                  Now why might people body shame those who subscribe to an ideology that places themselves at the peak of genetic perfection, and everyone else in a subhuman vermin category?

                  • Rhaedas@fedia.io
                    3 days

                    people on Lemmy

                    It’s funny how “on Lemmy” is often used when it’s been that way even before the internet. Just like it used to be “on Reddit”. But yeah, it’s Lemmy that’s the problem.

                • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                  3 days

                  He’s broadcasting with his ears. Damn thoae things shame some microwave broadcast tower horns.

                  I can only speculate that his forehead is actually a radome.

                    • assembly@lemmy.world
                      3 days

                      Of course it’s Air Force, I’m sure at an early age those ears allowed him to achieve limited flight.

                      • thermal_shock@lemmy.worldEnglish
                        3 days

                        Those antenna are crazy, space searching size.

                      • Pman@lemmy.org
                        3 days

                        I am getting that yellow bastard vibes from that guy.

                        • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
                          3 days

                          Was this picture taken of him mid-animorphing into a narwhal?

                            • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
                              3 days

                              Actually it was a porpoise

                                • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
                                  3 days

                                  ah, I thought it might have been accidental

                              • Jack@slrpnk.net
                                3 days

                                Don’t talk shit, he will hear you

                                • LePoisson@lemmy.world
                                  3 days

                                  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                    3 days

                                    That’s where Trump holds on.

                                    • VeryVito@lemmy.ml
                                      3 days

                                      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
                                        3 days

                                        Makes Charlie X look normal

                                        • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                          3 days

                                          Stirrups for teabagging

                                          • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
                                            3 days

                                            That yellow bastard.

                                            • AeronMelon@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                              3 days

                                              His grandfather was stationed in Brighton as an early warning radar against German bombers.

                                              • Headofthebored @lemmy.world
                                                3 days

                                                He’s got them crazy eyes too.

                                                • MoonRaven@feddit.nl
                                                  3 days

                                                  I’m all ears.

                                                  • FrChazzz@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                    3 days

                                                    We elected Hector Hammond to something? Wow

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