- MolochHorridus@piefed.socialEnglish13 hours
Please don’t throw Molotov cocktails at houses, it’s not good for the environment and there may be innocent animals inside.
Throw Molotov cocktails at tech bros and corporate assholes. And politicians, please don’t forget to throw Molotov cocktails at politicians.
- Bazell@lemmy.zipEnglish2 hours
Tech bros and corporate assholes have soft bodies, which may prevent the bottle from breaking and igniting them as intended. Throwing a brick or spraying acid in the face will work better in this case.
- toynbee@piefed.socialEnglish10 hours
My previous house apparently only existed because the neighbor of the building in the lot before it objected to the sexuality of the owners of said building and threw a molotov cocktail at it.
There was only one casualty of that event. Sadly, it was a cat.
- MrSmoothPP@lemmy.zipEnglish14 hours
All the money in the world, yet you choose to live in that depressing ass mansion.
Seriously, I’ve seen trailer park homes that are more uplifting.
- Bazell@lemmy.zipEnglish2 hours
Some people have bad tastes, but good personalities. Some have bad personalities, but good tastes. And some have both of these bad.
