Diabetes

Insatiable appetite for whiskey, meat, and boobs.

Also shooting fire from his mouth, but I think he’s already got that covered.

It depends on the day. If it’s a Ritalin day, he can do anything while feeling an unending and uncontrollable sense of doom. Aware of everything, processing it all, waiting for all those uncontrollable things to kill him.

If it’s a Ritalin-free day, he’s an oblivious himbo that just eats fast food and fucks around all day.

He can forget what someone is saying to them whilst they are still saying it, even if he is trying to pay attention.

He can now hold his whiskey better than people twice his weight. Dont try to keep up with me.

class consiousness

An endless fount of Star Trek knowledge.

He becomes a “Sheldon” without any of the positive traits.

He just starts questioning his choices and he is not even sure he should finish out the rest of the adventure

Gender dysphoria :3

Depression and an unfortunate amount of knowledge on cults.

ADHD

Diabetes

Procrastination.

Hummingbird phobia.