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- BigTwerp@feddit.ukEnglish12 hours
Why is it limited to only 100kph? I demand higher speed automobile defecation.
- 12 hours
i want this, but also with a functionality to transform these resources into fuel
- 17 hours
I can’t visualize the size of the cabin required for this seat. Will it also include a switch to make all of your windows opaque when you use it? This very much just feels like that episode of Doctor who where all those fuckers are stuck in traffic for their entire lives.
- XeroxCool@lemmy.worldEnglish17 hours
I just want a small duct to an underbody venturi nozzle that gently evacuates farts
2 daysBeen doing it for years. You can poop and pee anywhere at any speed already.
- starchylemming@lemmy.worldEnglish2 days
speed maybe. but acceleration too?
what if you accelerate really hard backwards, can the dooky still exit?
- kmartburrito@lemmy.worldEnglish2 days
Once this baby hits 88mph you’re going to see some serious shit.
That’s an untoppable comment. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.
- Wander@sh.itjust.worksEnglish1 day
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CFmdBBnQd/
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1xa8i6/drive_by_shitting/
Raab himself did a good one but its gone fron the internet now. So mad I fell for the 'things on will be on the Internet forever" lie.
- HumanOnEarth@lemmy.caEnglish2 days
An untoppable comment?
You’ve legally smoked on an airplane haven’t you?
- PapaStevesy@lemmy.worldEnglish1 day
Yeah, like it can’t be consensually fucked in the ass, it’s untoppable. DoN’t WoRrY tHeY’lL wAiT
- kmartburrito@lemmy.worldEnglish2 days
Clearly when Back to the Future came out, your mom wasn’t even born yet.
That quote waited 41 years for this post.
- HumanOnEarth@lemmy.caEnglish1 day
No no, I got it. It’s the untoppable part I don’t understand that’s all.
Like…poop? I get it. But obviously I’m the odd one out here if I’m getting downvoted, and that joke was actually uproariously hilarious 🤷♂️
- 2 days
Oh yeah? Well, I’ve pooped at a significant fraction of the speed of sound
Imagine taking a deuce then getting into a rollover accident immediately afterwards!
- MagicShel@lemmy.zipEnglish2 days
I feel like it wouldn’t be worse that getting into an accident and then… another accident.
wasn’t there an episode in which Karl Pilkington was going on and on about how practical it would be to have a toilet seat under the driver and Ricky Gervais was grilling him for it
edit, yes ☞ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2aKk0OLuc : Karl Pilkignton and The Shit Car
podcasts (radio shows?) were much funnier without the animation- Andonyx@lemmy.worldEnglish17 hours
Came here for this. Yes that visionary, KP, came up with this 20 years ago.
