davel@lemmy.mlEnglish
6 hoursEveryone believes in conspiracy theories; the question isn’t whether but which.
- 8 hours
Personally I believe that the real Avril Lavigne will return and bring us into the age of prosperity
- 3 hours
I hear she’s went to the bottom of the world and when she returns will bring definitive proof that the earth is flat.
- 5 hours
We just need to bring about the war of the sk8r bois and she’ll return to us!
- 5 hours
I used to read up on a bunch of conspiracies but I don’t think I ever really believed any of them too much, but if I had to say one specific conspiracy I do believe in it’s the tech bro oligarchy. People like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel are young enough and have essentially unlimited resources to enact their plan for “the world” as it were. Unfortunately I really believe they’re going to succeed eventually.
- 3 hours
YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION.
Ultimately I think things’ll work out ok, though.

