- 5 hours
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
- 20 minutes
Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive
If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol
That’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.
- 12 minutes
They’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
- 4 hours
oh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)
- YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfEnglish3 hours
God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
4 hoursIf you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
- 4 hours
“Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
