When I was a kid public and semi-public pools would have signs that said “welcome to our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.”

Years later it occurred to me it might make more sense to have a sign that said “welcome to our L. Notice there is no poo in it.” And so on.

OOOHHH PRIVATE POOL

It took me way to long to figure out what that originally said.

Wakka sheeba muadib “Bantha Poodoo,” ah ha ha ha!