- psx_crab@lemmy.zipEnglish7 days
Shit, this can be my solution to my long term cat allergy, but i gonna collect more data on that.
- Don_Dickle@lemmy.worldEnglish7 days
My thing is they say good sex can clear up allergies but what about bad sex?
7 daysOh yeah!
Before I had septum surgery and I’d get constant congestion I thought that jerking off actually helped me to breath better. Honestly I actually thought it was placebo, nut apparently not!
- Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldEnglish7 days
Hey! I remember you from a former life on reddit or lemmy or stackoverflow or something, and always thought of you as a decent person. Good to see you on lemmy.
- 7 days
Either Lemmy or reddit. I think we’ve talked here a few times. How’ve you been?
- Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldEnglish6 days
All good, new job, nice colleagues, supportive boss, fun car. You?
- 6 days
I appreciate that a lot! Right now is more just about coping, to be honest, but I’ll get to equilibrium eventually haha
It’s amazing how well your body can turn off pains and symptoms just because “might be mating!”
- 6 days
Reminds me of my ex that would regularly need me to assist her with her stuffy nose as she had already discovered this effect. Do I ever miss that dusty apartment.
There’s this old Finnish saying: “Nuha lähtee nussimalla” which translates roughly to “Fucking gets rid of flu”. Guess there’s some truth to that, then.
- 6 days
Orgasm via zebra stampede was not tested in the study, therefore it cannot be asserted that this method has the same result.
- stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldEnglish6 days
Is that to be understood verbatim, or is it a euphemism for something?
- slickgoat@lemmy.worldEnglish7 days
Why not write orgasm relieves sinus congestion? Do we need to codify how orgasm arrives? What about a stampede of angry zebras? That usually does the trick for me
- CluckN@lemmy.worldEnglish7 days
I tried to get insurance to cover my Chuck’s Suck ‘n Fuck 9000 but they blocked my number.
- Instigate@aussie.zoneEnglish6 days
That’s why, to this day, removal of a woman’s uterus is still called a ‘hysterectomy’. As in, removal of what causes hysteria.
The Greek word ‘hystera’ means womb, or uterus, so ‘hysteria’ is literally just ‘uterus syndrome’. To take a broader brush, it kind of means ‘woman syndrome’.
Surprises me we still use this naming convention in English, given the obvious modern connotations.
- GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldEnglish7 days
oh yeah! that’s what it was.
stop being hysterical you damnable woman!
You should find a place where nobody can see you first, though. Don’t ask me how I know
- smh@slrpnk.netEnglish6 days
LPT: using a small vibrator on your sinuses can also help. It loosens the mucus up like shaking ketchup in a bottle.
- stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldEnglish6 days
I find that, if I just get up and jerk off in the basement, I can’t hear it for a while.
- Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish7 days
Are there other forms of orgasm? Apart from spontaneous orgasms
- 6 days
Wet dreams? Though when I’m sick, congestion seems to disappear when I sleep (only to return after I wake up.) So if that’s normal and if wet dreams have some kind of decongestant property, we may never know.
- Katana314@lemmy.worldEnglish7 days
(He walks in, wearing an un-flattering speedo)
“Hey, babe. You ready for a good time?”
“Oh. God. Honey…please, not now, I have a splitting headache. I’ve had this stuffed up nose and it feels like I haven’t been getting enough air all day.”
“I have good news for you, and great news for me.”
