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23 hours

NSFW TIL sperm during ejaculation can travel up to 28mph

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Sheridan@lemmy.worldEnglish
11 hours
This is why you should not ejaculate in a school zone.
- Don_Dickle@lemmy.worldEnglish
  10 hours
  Probably in bad taste…but that give new meaning to Watch For Slow Kids.
suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexusEnglish
21 hours
When basic biology is labeled NSFW…
- Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pubEnglish
  14 hours
  Well do you want to be the guy at work reading about sperm?
  - datavoid@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    9 hours
    The NSFW doesn’t help when the title also has the word sperm in it
    - Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pubEnglish
      3 hours
      Well the URL doesn’t, but the original link does.
- NTesla@lemmy.zipEnglish
  21 hours
  Americans be like:
  - Zachariah@lemmy.worldEnglish
    20 hours
    we don’t get PPE or healthcare, so biology is scary
  - daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
    15 hours
    Not this American.
MantisToboggon@lemmy.worldEnglish
23 hours
Damn , your mom must have CTE from all the shots to the head .
- Don_Dickle@lemmy.worldEnglish
  23 hours
  Seriously pulling a your mom joke? How many cob webs were on that mofo? Or should I be asking how old are you?
  - bananabread@lemmy.zipEnglish
    18 hours
    If only that NSFW label would have stopped them from reading it
Greg Clarke@lemmy.caEnglish
22 hours
Even faster if you’re doing it in a plane
- socsa@piefed.socialEnglish
  10 hours
  Well the planet already moves around 1,300,000 mph through the universe
favoredponcho@lemmy.zip
English
22 hours
Someone used a speed gun while jerking it to figure that out
joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
21 hours
I swear there is a George Carlin bit about this but I can’t find it in my super quick search, I heard it on a record when I was like 11 or 12 so it’s possibly my memory is foggy lol.
- Poloniousmonk@autistics.life
  21 hours
  @joeljoelle @Patnou
  
  Are you thinking of Sammy the Sperm? Always working out so he gets to win the race and fertilize the egg? “Go back, go back! It’s a blow job!”
  - joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    21 hours
    Humm I’m not sure, I thought it was a bit about condoms or something, haha.
Bipauler@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
18 hours
Reminds me of that ‘joke’ about Superman lol

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