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Funny@sh.itjust.worksby𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world
1 month

Seriously

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    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
      1 month

      This sticker was on a car I was stuck behind a while ago.

        • Virtvirt588@lemmy.world
          1 month

          So did you let him in?

            • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
              1 month

              No he was behind so he went in

                • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
                  1 month

                  Typical.

            • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
              1 month

                • mastertigurius@lemmy.world
                  1 month

                  Convince me that the beauty on the right isn’t James Spader wearing a wig.

                    • YaksPT@sh.itjust.works
                      1 month

                      I thought it was Stephen Fry in drag.

                        • anomnom@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                          1 month

                          It’s clearly John Lithgow before he went bald.

                            • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                              1 month

                              I thought it was a young Jay Leno

                        • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                          1 month

                          “Jesus Fix My Hair”

                          Plot twist: Jesus is the name of their hair stylist who is currently on vacation with his boyfriend in Costa Rica.

                          • MurphysPaw@sh.itjust.works
                            1 month

                            Beat me to it! Saw this on vinesauce the other day

                          • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
                            1 month

                            Triple umlaut u

                              • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                                1 month

                                u⃛

                                  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
                                    1 month

                                    That’s a thing?

                                      • Renat@szmer.info
                                        1 month

                                        It is used by Ubergermans as emoji of three-eyed smiling monster.

                                          • SGforce@lemmy.ca
                                            1 month

                                            Ah, of course the Germans have an emoji for everything

                                              • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
                                                1 month

                                                German scat fetish emoji:
                                                ß<Ö

                                          • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                            1 month

                                            If you’ve ever played Atari, this is the last thing you see before you die in Space Invaders.

                                        • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                          1 month

                                          You can’t tell me these guys don’t meddle with some suppressed sexual desire for strong men.

                                            • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                              1 month

                                              Never underestimate the unspoken craving for daddies among the lieutenants of patriarchal systems.

                                            • anomnom@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                              1 month

                                              Are we sure these aren’t all cries for help from musicians who’d been molested at church?

                                                • teslekova@sh.itjust.works
                                                  1 month

                                                  My immediate thought. Thankyou.

                                                • LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works
                                                  1 month

                                                  Dont have the pics handy, but my favorites were

                                                  “Touching Jesus”

                                                  “Ths golden organ”

                                                  • arrow74@lemmy.zip
                                                    1 month

                                                    My partner used to go to a particularly crazy church in her youth. Think speaking with tounges and moving with the spirit.

                                                    Apparently it wasn’t uncommon for people to refer to Jesus as daddy and yell shit like “Yes daddy”

                                                      • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                        1 month

                                                        Sounds like a MAGA rally.

                                                      • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                        1 month

                                                        Let him in:

                                                        the intruder from the Mandela catalogue

                                                        • Mr. Wobble@thelemmy.club
                                                          1 month

                                                            • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
                                                              1 month

                                                              We are the Milkmen, our milk is holy.

                                                            • Mr. Wobble@thelemmy.club
                                                              1 month

                                                              • Mr. Wobble@thelemmy.club
                                                                1 month

                                                                • Mr. Wobble@thelemmy.club
                                                                  1 month

                                                                  • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                    1 month

                                                                    Are there any monotheistic religions that worship a female god? I need a new religion but I don’t want to worship a man. That would be icky. Any ideas Lemmy?

                                                                    Sincerely,
                                                                    an aspiring holy man

                                                                    P.S.
                                                                    This is definitly not a troll post

                                                                      • SybilVane@lemmy.ca
                                                                        1 month

                                                                        You could try worshipping mother nature?

                                                                          • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                            1 month

                                                                            Isn’t that just Wicca?

                                                                            Edit: I found this pic of her

                                                                            This might work. That’s a diety worthy of worship.

                                                                              • Mr. Wobble@thelemmy.club
                                                                                1 month

                                                                                I think this god runs a craft booth at my local farmers market.

                                                                                  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
                                                                                    1 month

                                                                                    Offering wire-wrapped semi-precious stone pendants, watercolor postcards, and if you know how to ask, shrooms.

                                                                                    • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                                      1 month

                                                                                      Is she available?

                                                                                        • Mr. Wobble@thelemmy.club
                                                                                          1 month

                                                                                          Not on Saturdays from 7 to 1.

                                                                                      • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                                                        1 month

                                                                                        Does she do porn? Asking for a friend.

                                                                                          • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                                            1 month

                                                                                            It was some reddit users earth day costume. I found the post while searching mother nature sexy.

                                                                                              • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                                                                1 month

                                                                                                Þat headpiece is incredible.

                                                                                                  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                                    1 month

                                                                                                    Your Th is broken.

                                                                                                      • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                                                        1 month

                                                                                                        þorn is love, þorn is life.

                                                                                                      • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                                                        1 month

                                                                                                        Agreed.

                                                                                              • ...m...@ttrpg.network
                                                                                                1 month

                                                                                                deleted by creator

                                                                                                • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                                                                  1 month

                                                                                                  Try philosophy instead; it’s healþier.

                                                                                                • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                  1 month

                                                                                                  He Touched Me, and Now He’s Inside Me, and That’s How I Know He’s Coming

                                                                                                  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                    1 month

                                                                                                    This takes me back to a blog I used to read back in the day that did a couple of worst album covers posts.

                                                                                                    https://web.archive.org/web/20110515093846/http://salamitsunami.com/archives/91

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