Mr. Wobble

Just a little off the top.

Nope

Besides, most user reviews these days aren’t even that granular. Its thumbs up or down usually, X/5 stars sometimes.

I personally could not care less about a company’s growth or redemption arc when it comes to how I feel about a game.

I would also tend to avoid games that are focused on being patriotic or nationalistic.

Is this game fun? That’s really my only criteria.

I worked at Electronics Boutique when it was released. We sold a hundreds of copies. We also had a LOT of people returning it the next day because it was the first time they had ever encountered a JRPG, or turn based combat.

Thank you for posting the actual article. That sanitation droid has posted 35 articles today alone, I doubt he even clicks on links before he hurries to post.

Epic fully funded and published it. It’s just not happening.

Probably because you’ll just get tired of it. After the initial whiz bang faded, the HUGE beautifully rendered world was not enough to carry the absolutely dogshit story, repetitive unvaried encounters, and overwhelming plethora of shallow, poorly explained systems.

That’s a bingo!

Ōh, ƿe’ſt pleyinge cōy nū, ārē ƿe? Þat ſlye game, eh?

Not on Saturdays from 7 to 1.

I think this god runs a craft booth at my local farmers market.

You want me to scan a QR code to log onto your fuckin’ website?!

How well does the Sam Altman work if all of its blood is outside of its body?

Progression and tech trees are my favorite parts of rpg games. Good incremental games distill that part to a fine, highly concentrated progression liquor. I also prefer that they conclude in under a few hours. Fuck the endless ones.