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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
20 hours

I'm pretty sure that's prohibited in most places...

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
      39 minutes

      Yeah, don’t smoke your barefoot pets.

      Btw, wasn’t there a community for this, what was it named?

      • farmgineer@nord.pubEnglish
        7 hours

        Does this cover smoke coming from my pet, me smoking my pet (as in cooking it), me smoking my pet (as in inhaling it), or me smoking my pet (as in killing it)?

          • Haaveilija@lemmy.world
            23 minutes

            No this only prohobits having pets that smoke cigarettes etc. while they are not wearing any socks or shoes.

          • troglodytis@lemmy.world
            9 hours

            Shoes on your scoobie doobie

              • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                7 hours

                Snoochie poochies

              • Krelis_@sh.itjust.works
                13 hours

                  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
                    7 hours

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etuKrycL3Y8

                  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
                    15 hours

                    Usually when I want to bring my barefoot smoking dog with me I just say they’re no sign I can’t bring him, but we’d be so screwed here

                    • EpeeGnome@feddit.onlineEnglish
                      14 hours

                      But it’s permitted to smoke them if they are wearing shoes? Or if I take them outside? Hmmm.

                      • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                        19 hours

                        So if my dog gets little dog booties, she can smoke in the building? Seems a bit extreme but ok

                          • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                            18 hours

                            then you can smoke your dog

                              • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                17 hours

                                Low and slow, that’s the trick!

                                  • hansolo@lemmy.today
                                    15 hours

                                    The booties lock in the flavor!

                              • smaximov@lemmy.world
                                12 hours

                                1984

                                • Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de
                                  17 hours

                                  Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?

                                    • BradleyUffner@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      15 hours

                                      That’s how you end up with a hippie infestation.

                                      Seriously though, it’s probably a safety and insurance thing.

                                      • Aneb@lemmy.world
                                        17 hours

                                        No shoes, no shirt, no service

                                          • Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de
                                            17 hours

                                            Ah I assumed it was a residential building

                                          • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
                                            15 hours

                                            It’s gross, a lot of people consider it straight up unsanitary. Aside from allowing your skin to be as dirty as the bottom of a shoe the chance that you harm yourself by cutting or damaging your foot on their property is way higher, most places aren’t baby proofed for people who want to go shoeless

                                              • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                14 hours

                                                Baby proofed for not using shoes in your house. My fucking sides

                                            • stringere@sh.itjust.works
                                              19 hours

                                              Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets?

                                                • BillyClark@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                  19 hours

                                                  Obviously in the smoker.

                                                  • ceenote@lemmy.world
                                                    19 hours

                                                    Outside.

                                                      • stringere@sh.itjust.works
                                                        16 hours

                                                        Fuck that! Secondhand barefoot pet smoke is a myth!

                                                    • kevinsky@feddit.nl
                                                      15 hours

                                                      Tarantino disapproves.

                                                      • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                        19 hours

                                                        How about vaping pets with sandals and socks. Is that okay?

                                                        • sik0fewl@piefed.caEnglish
                                                          18 hours

                                                          Does this include grilling?

                                                          • Cherry@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                            20 hours

                                                            So many questions.

                                                            Is this a person smoking bare foot pets? Bare footed Pets smoking…cigs or smoking from heat? And doing this whilst building? Like building a wall or in a building.

                                                            • ms.lane@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                              19 hours

                                                              Frank the Pug in shambles.

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