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10 hours

I'm pretty sure that's prohibited in most places...

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    • smaximov@lemmy.world
      1 hour

      1984

      • Krelis_@sh.itjust.works
        3 hours

        • EpeeGnome@feddit.onlineEnglish
          3 hours

          But it’s permitted to smoke them if they are wearing shoes? Or if I take them outside? Hmmm.

          • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
            5 hours

            Usually when I want to bring my barefoot smoking dog with me I just say they’re no sign I can’t bring him, but we’d be so screwed here

            • kevinsky@feddit.nl
              5 hours

              Tarantino disapproves.

              • Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de
                7 hours

                Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?

                  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.worldEnglish
                    5 hours

                    That’s how you end up with a hippie infestation.

                    Seriously though, it’s probably a safety and insurance thing.

                    • Aneb@lemmy.world
                      7 hours

                      No shoes, no shirt, no service

                        • Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de
                          7 hours

                          Ah I assumed it was a residential building

                        • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
                          5 hours

                          It’s gross, a lot of people consider it straight up unsanitary. Aside from allowing your skin to be as dirty as the bottom of a shoe the chance that you harm yourself by cutting or damaging your foot on their property is way higher, most places aren’t baby proofed for people who want to go shoeless

                            • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                              3 hours

                              Baby proofed for not using shoes in your house. My fucking sides

                          • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                            9 hours

                            So if my dog gets little dog booties, she can smoke in the building? Seems a bit extreme but ok

                              • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                8 hours

                                then you can smoke your dog

                                  • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                    7 hours

                                    Low and slow, that’s the trick!

                                      • hansolo@lemmy.today
                                        5 hours

                                        The booties lock in the flavor!

                                  • stringere@sh.itjust.works
                                    9 hours

                                    Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets?

                                      • BillyClark@piefed.socialEnglish
                                        8 hours

                                        Obviously in the smoker.

                                        • ceenote@lemmy.world
                                          8 hours

                                          Outside.

                                            • stringere@sh.itjust.works
                                              6 hours

                                              Fuck that! Secondhand barefoot pet smoke is a myth!

                                          • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                            9 hours

                                            How about vaping pets with sandals and socks. Is that okay?

                                            • ms.lane@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                              9 hours

                                              Frank the Pug in shambles.

                                              • Cherry@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                9 hours

                                                So many questions.

                                                Is this a person smoking bare foot pets? Bare footed Pets smoking…cigs or smoking from heat? And doing this whilst building? Like building a wall or in a building.

                                                • crimsonpoodle@pawb.social
                                                  9 hours

                                                  takes a long drag well hell my name is Johnny swishtail and you ain’t about to tell me where a cool cat can get a pint of milk throws flip flops try and mrrucking stop me

                                                  • sik0fewl@piefed.caEnglish
                                                    8 hours

                                                    Does this include grilling?

                                                    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                                                      8 hours

                                                      Gotta be a good story behind that!

                                                      • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
                                                        9 hours

                                                        Smoking pets with bear feet, on the other hand…

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