• Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
    22 minutes

    “Then what’s down, Doc?”

    “Your metabolism, your hair, your libido, and probably your patience too.”

    • Lemmayng@lemmy.worldEnglish
      17 minutes

      “OOOOOOOOOOOOH, I’M DYIN’!”

      “At this rate, I wouldn’t label that an impossibility.”

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
    11 minutes

    How the other Looney characters aged…
    🔸Speedy Gonzales - still fast, but only in swearing.
    🔸Porky Pig - Enjoying the modern marvels of texting, email, and dark web chatrooms.
    🔸Foghorn Leghorn - plays an in-character tour guide at one of the many historic plantation homes in Biluxby, Tennessee.
    🔸Elmer Fudd - A while wrote firearms legislation matters for the state of Texas. But retired to Canada. Had never heard of moose before. Last seen deep inside the Arctic Circle near Yellowknife, fully speaking Inuit, living his best life.