My grandmother has carried the same cooler for over 30 years. Husbands are temporary. Cooler is forever.

Get your grandma some goof off

Those coleman coolers were goat back in the day. I had one growing up that probably hit 35 years and you could barely tell from looking at it.

I appreciate that she didn’t clean off the old ones, just strike them through.

Have the same cooler left to me from my grandfather. :). Built to last a lifetime, lasts many lifetimes.

Coolers are forever. Unlike men, coolers linger.