• Rob T Firefly@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3 hours

    While playing catch by myself with the squishy stress ball on my desk, I declared my left hand was charging my right hand $1M for the ball and my right hand was throwing it back and charging $1M as well.

    So, according to these metrics I’ve sold $400M worth of stress ball to myself today. Alert my shareholders!

    • dan69@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4 hours

      Is this how they plan adding rocket fuel via mega chargers?

  • Rothe@piefed.socialEnglish
    14 hours

    Ah yes, the oligarch circlejerk. “Look how much business we do at the business factory! Line goes up!”.

    It is curious that the majority of innovation happening with these megacorporations are in financing and not in tech. It should tell everybody something.