Grand Admiral Thrawn, Star Wars

Both are creepily scary… in very different ways.

That’s not corporate PR, I’ve been a Tableau developer for many years. If you’re trying to analyze data or build a visualization to drop into a PowerPoint report the standalone version will do it, free. If you want to host a report for multiple people to use you need to purchase a server installation. You use the exact same Desktop application to make the report, you just don’t have a server to host the report on.

I have a laundry list of things I don’t like about Tableau or Salesforce, but the fact that they charge for an enterprise installation isn’t one of them because duh doy, of course they do. The patent is bullshit, we already established that, but they’re an enterprise oriented company, mf’ers aren’t setting up a Tableau server for their family to share power usage reports to show them the need to turn lights off when they leave a room…

Pirate… Tableau? Which is either free for individual use or an enterprise level reporting platform? Don’t get me wrong this patent is hilariously bullshit but there is nothing to pirate.

Clerks is one of the best low budget indy films I’ve ever seen. Dogma is a full theatrical film and 100% the complete package. Clerks has A+ dialogue tho, no argument.

That’s a bit harsh, I think it’s Kevin Smith’s best work.

In case a similar argument comes up again. This time you’ll be READY.

Actually I used to do this. I had a YouTube video pulled up and ready to click which had the “3 tones” and then the “number is no longer in service” message. Unfortunately these days just picking up the call is a data point recorded and used to send more calls your way, the best option is to just let it go.