Guns don’t kill people, rappers do. I seen it on a documentary on BBC 2.
Guns don’t kill people, rappers do. I seen it on a documentary on BBC 2.


We are the robots, we are the robots.


Yes, I already mentioned masochism.


I have 4 children. I would literally sell a kidney to buy a dishwasher, if I couldn’t afford one. Fuck washing dishes by hand. Anyone who doesn’t agree with me is either brain damaged or a masochist.


Fucking Ted Faro wannabe.

This is a real picture of Elon musk’s dick.
I live in a winter themed tourist trap. People are allowed to rent cars even if they’ve never seen snow before. The rental companies always use cheap unstudded winter tyres to save money. I pretty much see that shit every day for 6 months.