Cruxifux

Burgerlander

Lol do not use that man just to solve your loneliness. That’s borderline abusive behaviour. On the other end it also sounds like this guy is a crazy asshole and you shouldn’t try to date him because he sounds like he sucks ass.

Yeah right, much more likely that either we’d get one vote for the whole country or no vote at all and be entirely taxation without representation.

Hyper-v sounds like an STD you could catch if you got drafted into the Vietnam war

Okay, I’m going to sound like a drooling moron here. When I see you say “virtual infrastructure” I’m imagining you make video game buildings in virtual reality. When you say “virtual machine” I think of a calculator, but in minecraft or something. So are you some kind of programming engineer? Or am I just too stupid to understand what your job is? Thanks for being patient with this troglodyte.

Sweet man! Is there anywhere I can check out your animations?

Whats a virtualization engineer?

Well I jog a lot and work construction so it evens out haha

Lol my wife isn’t rich either. She works as an insulator, so me makes decent enough money that she can buy me 60 bucks worth of beer once a year tho.

I assumed it was the second one, but the first one there also sounds plausible.

I just do not understand what the big deal is about the name of this fucking thing. I understand trump trying to change it out of nowhere is dumb as fuck, but who cares? why go through the stress? Like just rename it something without a countries name in it. Like the Gulf of Jeff or something. Nobodies butthurt about this shit that don’t matter then.

I just clean out the earwax with whatever I have on hand when I notice the buildup. Usually a nail or screw or splinter of wood, seeing as how im a carpenter and all and that’s what’s usually nearby.

I also don’t like receiving gifts from my spouse. So I just tell her to buy my bar tab for the night.

Thank god I’ve always looked 1000 times uglier in pictures than in person and online dating was never an option for me.

lol well you read about it and decide for yourself. I’m fine with referring to him as probably a Zionist with the information out there. If he isn’t now he certainly was at one point and has done nothing to indicate that he’s changed his mind.

Sascha Baron Cohen seems like he is probably a Zionist, just quiet about it now. But he was already ruined for me by playing a watered down shit version of Abbie Hoffman.

Idk, maybe Dave Anthony and Dan Carlin as vice.

Idk maybe im just a cranky old man now but meme tattoos seem cringe af to me

I could not be trusted with this power. I would rather tank the gold standard than be rich.

Yeah. The showerthoughts on Lemmy have been brutal.