So, by extension, narwhals are way more similar to unicorns than a fish and perhaps it’s the rhino that’s the odd one out.

But what about unicorns?! Are they tusks or horns?!

Can you explain why every unicorn horn I’ve ever seen much more closely resembles a narwhal tusk than a rhino’s horn? Are unicorn horns even horns?!

Fair point. Still more of a horn than a fish bill.

Narwhals have a single horn sticking out of their face from between their eyes. A Warthog has two tusks sticking out from either side of their mouth. At least their both mammals.

I’ll take a slow actual water unicorn over some billed fish anyway, regardless of speed.

Only if the meme includes a side of bacon

Why a swordfish when narwhals exist!? https://images.app.goo.gl/bjqptE9WzdJFoKw87