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Cake day: March 9th, 2025

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  • Does anyone have a link to the skit where cops were called on a guy hauling his dead dad in a wheelbarrow through the neighborhood?

    Went something like -

    Cop: We got calls of a body being hauled through the neighborhood in a wheelbarrow.

    Guy: Yup, that’s me.

    Cop: Why didn’t you call 911?

    Guy: 911 is for emergencies. I woke up and he was already dead. So no emergency.

    Cop: Why does that kind of make a ton of sense?