I’m beautiful and tough like a diamond…or beef jerky in a ball gown.
Yeah, I don’t know about pre-installed with Android that aren’t ad platforms masquerading as consumer hardware. I’d never use one unless it was supported by LineageOS or something. My comment was more “roll your own” in nature.
Maybe one of those HDMI “stick” PCs you can get? There’s x86 Android builds you can run or you can do like I did with my media PCs and boot into Openbox and just launch a fullscreen browser right to Jellyfin and control it from your phone. (My main setup uses Emby but should be able to do the same with JF).
I’ve actually got a portable Jellyfin server I take with me. Built on the OrangePi Zero 2W with a USB->NVMe acting as media storage (as well as the Jellyfin DB). It’s got several other services running as well as a second Wifi adapter so it can also act as a travel router.
For playback, I pretty much just use my laptop or phone but have thought about adding one of the “stick” PCs as a client for it.
I’ve always liked the “Go Away” door mat Slappy Squirrel had in Animaniacs. I’m legit surprised I don’t actually have one.

glorify the rich & exploitation/objectification of women for massive profits.
I get it. I almost feel like some of that was both lampshading the practice as well as exploiting it. Every time that would come up Maya would have commentary on it.
They also mention Trump several times.
Yeah, that made a modern-day rewatch kind of difficult. I intentionally skipped those parts. Having re-watched several old shows somewhat recently, sadly, the orange T-bag comes up quite a bit. Just is what it is (or was what it was?).
Also ignore my other comment. I accidentally hit submit before I had anything typed out lol.
So true. And I’m confident it’s not just nostalgia making me think that.
Literally my first thought every time I see David Cross in any role (past or present).
It’s pretty great and mostly holds up.


Yep, that’s why I haven’t messed with Kubernetes either; way overkill for a homelab and especially so since I downsized due to soaring electricity costs here.


The only reason I gave up on Docker Swarm was that it seemed pretty dead-end as far as being useful outside the homelab. At the time, it was still competing with Kubernetes, but Kube seems to have won out. I’m not even sure Docker CE even still has Swarm. It’s been a good while since I messed with it. It might be a “pro” feature nowadays.
Edit: Docker 28.5.2 still has Swarm.
Still, it was nice and a lot easier to use than Kubernetes once you wrapped your head around swarm networking.


I had 15 of the 2013-era 5010 thin clients. Most of them have had their SSDs and RAM upgraded.
They’ve worn many hats since I’ve had them, but some of their uses and proposed uses were:
Of the 15, I think I’m only actively using 4 nowadays. One is my MPD+Snapcast server, one is running HomeAssistant, ,the third is my backup LDAP server, and one runs my email server (really). The rest I just spin up as needed for various projects; I downsized my homelab and don’t have a lot of spare capacity for dev/test VMs these days, so these work great in place of that.


In my nearly half century on this planet and having dealt with many a drug dealer in my younger days, absolutely none of them have been this pushy 😆


“Does it piss you off when Google/whatever does [blank]? Yeah, me too. So I run my own versions to not have to deal with that crap. Would you like me to set you up an account on my stuff?”


Best I can offer is https://github.com/searxng/searxng
I run it at home and have configured it as the default search engine in all my browsers.


At best, it’s JARVIS from Iron Man 3 when he went all buggy and crashed Tony in the boondocks. lol
A database can be used to plug into any number of applications that run on top of it as well as be easily shared by multiple people and centrally backed up. Auditing, logging, and row and table level access controls, and other measures can be easily added.
Excel files (or even MS Access files) as “databases” are often just people emailing around a file or accessing it from a shared drive. You end up with a split-brain situation at best and at worst you’re dealing with constant file corruption from multiple people thinking they can access it from a shared drive at the same time.
Then you get vendor lock in and are forced to keep MS Office professional licenses because Shawn created some stupid Access “app” 10 years ago which is “THE DATABASE” and no one understands how it works.


To me it is the ultimate gamble with one’s own thought autonomy, and an abandonment of truth in favor of false comfort.
So, like church? lol
No wonder there’s so much worrying overlap between religion and AI.


I’m about that same age but am so glad we’ve largely abandoned the “www” for websites.
On my personal project website, I have a custom listener setup to redirect people to “aarp.org” if they enter it with “www” instead of just the base domain. 😆
server {
listen 443 ssl;
http2 on;
server_name www.mydomain.xyz;
ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/mydomain.xyz/fullchain.pem;
ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/mydomain.xyz/privkey.pem;
ssl_dhparam /etc/nginx/conf.d/tls/shared/dhparam.pem;
ssl_protocols TLSv1.2 TLSv1.3;
ssl_session_cache shared:SSL:10m;
ssl_session_timeout 15m;
...
location ~* {
return 301 https://aarp.org/;
}
}
ModernClassic problems require modern solutions.