I’d like dev access please. I have ideas.

You really should use a separate phone though. Even if it’s just a virtual phone. Everyone deserves to have free time.

I keep Do Not Disturb on most of the time and my wife can contact me at any time. Her and a few others are flagged as exceptions.

Your doctor has a work phone that is available only during hours.

The agency they turned into DOGE was responsible for fixing healthcare.gov and preventing future bad roll outs. But they fired the actual talent to replace them with Musk’s interns.

Thank you for this. Everything above it was just people saying the stick would move slower than light, nothing about why!

He can afford to pay twice the price of Twitter because he’s using government money. Remember he barely swung the 44 billion for Twitter. Now he’s buying something for more than double that? After putting code into the Treasury department computers to hide transactions?

Lmao.

Don’t post stuff like this. They’re actively looking for more things to fuck up.

Yeah. Yeah it is. I was in Times Square recently and had the thought that this was the glitzy permanent neon lighting to go with all the other stuff.

To be fair, the super bowl ads are seen as part of the entertainment by many people and the companies generally do go out of their way to make the funniest or cutest ads of the year. Any other time I would fully agree with you.